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Tutor to Santa: wat is u r father's name.
Sanat: BEAUTYFUL RED UNDERWEAR.
Tutor: R u joking?
Santa: NO SIR! MY FATHERS'S NAME
IS "SUNDER LAL CHADDHA"
What is the similar between "Baygon-spray" & "Body-spray"? If you Use Baygon spray you will die & If you Don't use Body spray others will
When we sigh about our problem, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E, but when we laugh about them they become o o o o o o bubbles! Have a bubbly life!
Tu te hor kisse di ho gayi ni sannu laake Jhoothe laare,
Galiyan de vich rulde phirde ni assi Naina de Vanjaare...
An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.
Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.
A: Because Doctor has advised him: 'Aaj Light Khana hai!'
Banta: Yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya, vaise hoya ki si?
Sant: Goli lagi si mathe vich.
Banta: Waheguru ji da shukar kar ke akh bach gayi.
Friend is one, who (F)inds you in a (R)ush of people, (I)nspires you to do something in life, catch your (E)motions and (N)ever leaves you till (D)eath.
Dosti ki kadar karte hai itna,
asman me sitara ho jitna,
yakin na ho to call karke dekh lo,
baat karenge aapke mobile me balance ho jitna.
Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye,
Hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye, aur unke haath peele ho gaye.
Taj mahal kiya chez hia main to us se bada mahal banaoun ga aree mumtaaz to marke
dafan hoi thi main to tujhe zinda hi dafnaoun ga.
Holi par sabhi ko sabhi rango se milkar ek rang, apko mile jo apki khusiyon ko rangin bana de.
Happy Holi
U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS .
Doli wali car dekh ke heer ne chika marian ne,
doli wali car dekh ke heer ne chika marian ne,
kehndi MAIN TA RIKSHE TE JAU,CAR CH TA PEHLA 6 SWARIAN NE.
Hum na hote to aapko gazal kaun kehta, apke chehre ko gulab kaun kehta,
Ye to karishma hai hum pyar karne walon ka warna pattharon ko Taj Mahal kaun kehta.
Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.
.Dilon se khelne ka hunar hame nahin aata,
iss liye ishq ki baazi hum haar gaye,
meri zindagi se shayad unhein bahut pyar tha,
issliye mujhe zinda hi maar gaye
Hansi ne labo pe thirakna chhod diya, khwaabon ne palko pe aana chhod diya, Nahi aati ab toh hichkiya bhi shayad apno ne yaad karna chhod diya....
Khushion se naraaz hai meri zindgi. Pyar ki mohtaaz hai meri zindgi. Has lete hain logon ko dikhane ke liye, Varna dard ki ek kitab hai meri zindgi...!$!
Reh reh k aapki yaad aati hai, sms na aane ki vajah satati hai, soch rahe hain zarur koi gham hai, ya aapke dil mein hamare liye jagah kam hai.
A Frnd gives Hope wen life is low,a Frnd is a place wen u''ve nowhere 2go,a Frnd is Honest,a Frnd is True,a Frnd is PRECIOUS,Just like U!
Teri duri ka ahsas jab stane lga tere sath Gujra har lamha yad Aane lga jab b tumhe Bulane ki koshis ki A yar tu dil ke or karib aane lga...
Pati apni bimar patni ko bola''Agar tume kuch ho gaya to mai PAGAL ho jaunga..WIFE: Dusri shadi to nai karoge?Pati:Pagal kuch b kar sakta hai.
Wishing U a Wndrful,Super-duper,Zabardast,Xtrabdhiya,Xtraspecial,ekdum mast n happy, Bole to ekdum Jkaas....... ''HAPPY NEW YEAR''
Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother.
Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause.
I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar. I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.
If you r stressed,
You get pimples..
If you cry,
You get wrinkles..
Then why not to smile & get dimples???
Be happy always! GUDMORNING