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Tum se bichda to mat puch kidhar jauga,
chupchap teri gali se guzar jauga,
jab tujko hogi mere haale paresha ki khabar
to ask bankar tere gaalo se lipat jauga.
The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones. He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!! Have a great birthday
I send to you warm wishes,That your happiness will be As wonderful as the happiness, You have always given me. Wish you Happy Birthday
i know its ur birthday 2day.. iam sure u'l give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in person there, coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SMS"
Nasha hum karte hai ilzam sharab ko diya jata hai
Par isme kusoor sharab ka nahi
Unka hai jinka chehra Hamein har jaam mein
Nazar aata hai..
Bith gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye,
Es Naya Saal ko Gale lagayye,
Karte hai duwa hum Rab se sar jukake...
Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aapke.
*NAYA SAAL MUBAROK
Yaar yarran nal hasde rehnde,
Te yaar yarran nal gusse,
Aa sajna gal lag miliye,
kite mar na jaiye russe.
Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment... warm b'coz AC doesn't work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password.
It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
Once someone sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry & replied: Bhejnewala gadha, Padhnewala mahan
dosti bina zindagi viran hoti hai,
akele har rahh sunsaan hoti hai, s
acche dost ka hona hai zaruri,
kyunki dost se har mushqil aasaan hoti hai.......
Santa: I am a proud sardar, my son is in medical college in London.
Banta: really what is he studying?
Santa: he is not studying, they r studying on him.
Laloo bada chalak hai
Nau baccho ka bap hai
Laloo bada nirala he
dasva ane wala he...
ye andar ki baat hai
isme Vajpayee ka hat hai..
Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi chatri lekar ja raha tha, chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue thay, keedi hawa se udd gayi. Keeda bola, "Mitran di chatri to udd gayi, ambran te laundi hain udariyan."
Stars have 5 ends, squares have 4 ends, triangles have 3 ends, lines have 2 ends, life has 1 end, but I hope our friendship has no end.
Sitting in the loo, thinking about u.. I'm passim this msg to you so that even you know what I feel 4 you. Friend, life is shit without YOU !
Pyr k har rasam nibha di humne,Tujhe paane k liye hasti mita di humne,Tumne kadar n jani meri vaffao k,Teri aarzo me har khushi luta d humne...
A ''sms'' means I care enough to flex my thumb, search ur name, wait for "message sent", then think of you and smile as I say, "U are special!
LCM TH N MRNING ITH SMIL N YUR FC,LV IN YUR HRT & GD THUGHTS IN YUR MIND.ND U ILL HV NDRFUL DY.*"GüD MrñG"*.
Problems may cöme frm HAYWARDS 2000 & 5000 but u must take it as ROYAL CHALLENGE otherwise people will call u an OLD MONK & stick a BLACK LABEL on u.gud morning
Pyara sa ehsas ho tum, har pal mere pas ho tum,
Jine ki ek aas ho tum, mann ka ek vishwas ho tum,
Shayad is liye.... Kuch khas ho tum.
Dil jab toot''ta hai to aawaz nhi aati,
Har kisi ko dosti raas nhi aati.
Yeh to apne apne nasib ki baat hai,
Koi bhoolta hi nhi aur kisi ko yaad hi nhi aati.
Phir kisi bewafa se rishta bana baithe,
Phir uski saadgi se fareb kha baithe..
Pathron se tha taalukaat apna phir bhi sheeshe ka ghar bana baithe..!.
Phir kisi bewafa se rishta bana baithe,
Phir uski saadgi se fareb kha baithe..
Pathron se tha taalukaat apna phir bhi sheeshe ka ghar bana baithe..!.
Birth is like a dot.
Life is like a line.
Love is like a triangle
but
friendship is like a circle,
because circles dont have an end..
Guy.-Do u know,wen i was a kid
so many girls wantd to kiss me,i allowed,but
now i want 2 kiss so many girls,but
they dont allow. SELFISH GIRLS
Kabhi khamoshi bhi bahut kuch keh jati hai,tadpne k liye yaden reh jati hain,kya farak padta hai dil ho ya koyla,jalne k baad sirf rakh hi reh jati hai.