Sachitendra Wishes Collection - Page 13

Kya leker aye the..? Kya leker jaoge..? Mujhe sms nahi kar k kitni chillar bachaoge? Itne paise bachaker kya...... NARAK mein bangla banaoge.

God apun se pucha, Kidhar jana mangta ? SWARG YA NARAK ? Apun bola NARAK ! Apun ko malum, Tum sala dost log udharich milega, Bole to Jidhar tum, Woich apun ka SWARAG!!

Mujhse Apna Payar Kabhi Wapas Mat Laina
Mujhse ye iqrar Kabhi Wapas Mat Laina
Kehte Rehna Har Pal Main Tumra Hon
Mujh Sai ye izhar Kabhi Wapas Mat Laina...

Karni hai khuda se ek guzarish, aapki dosti ke siwa koi bandagi na mile. Har janam meim mile dost aap jaisa, ya phir kabhi zindagi na mile.

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question

Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?

Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.

Love the heart that hurts you,
but never hurt the heart that
loves you.
Plesae don't hurt my heart

Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lie ?

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,

badi joshh ke sath !

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,

badi shhor ke sath !

Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !

Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !

arz kiya hai: main uske pyar me ban gaya baraf ka gola, main uske pyar me ban
gaya barf ka gola, magar woh bewafa boli "thanda matlab coca-cola"

Dur humse jaa paogay kaise,
humko bhul paogay kaise,
hum toh woh khubu hai jo saason mein utar jaye,
khud apni saason ko rok paogay kaise!!!!

Le chal botal kafan mein chhupakar,
kabar mein piya karenge.
agar maanga khuda ne hisaab to,
dhakkan mein use bhi diya karenge.

Aarman hain unhe door se dekhne ka,
pass jaana bhi nahin chahte hum,
Tamana bhi nahin unhe pane ki,
magr unhe khona bhi nahi chahte hum..

Friendship is not collection of hearts but it is selection of hearts.

Main haal ohna da puch baitha, chup kar k kolon langh gaye ne; Meri sochan de vich raat gayi, khabre rus gaye ne k sang gaye ne

im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!

Hajaron Honge Nigahon Mein,
Kabhi Hame Bhi Toh Pick Karo,
Hamare Dil Ke Icon Par
Bhi Toh Kabhi Double Click Karo.

Suraj ugela hai,Chand dubela hai,Murga chilla rela
Chal bhidu uthle bole to rapchik Good morning

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?
-Jean Cocturan

What do sheep count when they want to sleep ?

When you are counting all your friends, the oldest, the best & the new... I wud like to stand by ur side & say two little words..."ME TOO"

A Sardar went to museum, there he broke a statue. OFFICER: you have broken a 5000 yrs old statue !! Sardar:ThankGod ! Mujhe laga naya tha.

Problems may cöme frm HAYWARDS 2000 & 5000 but u must take it as ROYAL CHALLENGE otherwise people will call u an OLD MONK & stick a BLACK LABEL on u.gud morning

If you understand, say "understand". If you don''t understand, say "don''t understand". But if you understand and say "don''t understand".How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

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Na juban se,



Na nigaho se,



Na dimag se,



Na rango se,



Na Greeting se,


Na Gifts se



Aapko

"Good Morning"

Direct Dil se...!

Have a nice day.

Thought of the Day : Mistakes are painful when they happen



but



years later a collection of mistakes is called

Experience


which leads u to success....¤

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NA JI NA !''

I miss u in bed,

I feel lonely without u at night,

I feel warm when u r with me,


I can''t sleep without u..


where r u



o my rajayi..!
O kithe gayi tu.

Hamare liye apne HEART me jagah rakhiye,




MIND me nahi..




Hame mind me rakhna kafi DANGEROUS hai..





Kyunki... ?















Hum MIND BLOWING Hain.