Vivek Wishes Collection - Page 5

Jaane kab aaya koi dil mein jakhna wala Isiliye main ne giraban khula rakha hai

Pyar se pyari koi majburi nahi hoti, Kami apno ki kabhi puri nahi hoti, Dilon ka juda hona ek alag baat hai, nazron se dur hona koi duri nahi hoti.

ab tum is duniya se jaoge,Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge.

Mumtaj ki kabar ko dekh ke har aashiq ko mohabbat ki misal nazar aati hai....Hum kis-kis ke liye Tajmahal banwayein???Hume to har ladki Mumtaj nazar aati hai....

Kya zamaana tha,hum roz mila karte the; raat bhar chaand ke humraaz fira karte the.. Dekh kar jo chupchaap guzar jaate hain, kabhi us shakhs ko apna Dost kaha karte the....

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga Tum usay debug karna, wait main karoonga

Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai, Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai, Are Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai, Tumne to sari umar cellotape use ki hai

If only one star would fall every time I miss you, then all the stars in heaven would be gone. Don''t wonder if there are no stars tonight! It''s your fault coz you made me miss you a lot

apki bekudi me jo justju hoti he, wo mere qasdan ki guftgu he. Mere jamal se apka khumar chala jaega Aur ye sms apko kabhi b samaj nahi ayega

Kabhi Hasaney Ki Kabhi Rolaney Kii Achii Aadat Hai Yeh Zamaney Kii Merey Is Dil Ko To Rona Bhi Nahi Aata Tumhi Koi Surat Karo Isey Rulaney Kii

L Before O, And V Before E. That is the relation between U and ME.

Shhhh. Dont go outside. Even dont talk loudly for the next one hour, please I am again warning you please and dont be so loud .. The dog catching van is on duty!!!

When words fails, Eyes works. When eyes fails, heart works. When heart fails... To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya!

TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America . PAPPU : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ? CLASS : PAPPU!

Next generation Child will sing in school: Twinkle twinkle little star, I just went to royal bar, Whisky rates are up so high, So drink beer with chicken fry.

Yah Dard Mere Hai Inhe Mera Hi Rahne Do In Per Haq Mera Hai Itna Sa To Mere Pass Rahne Do.

Kahne Ko Sab Kuch Hai, Magar Kuch Kami Si Hai, Lagta Hai Ke Dhadkan Thami Si Hai... Hamari Mohabbat Ko Thukrane Wale Zara Aaina To Dekh.... Teri Aankho Mai Bhi Nami Si Hai...

How can I begin to say I`m sorry. I didn’t mean to upset you. I hope that you can forgive me.I’m sorry.

Nazar mili usse jab wo akeli thi , dosti hui to wo meri saheli thi, pyar hua to wo ek paheli thi, Shadi hui to pata chala wo us area ki chameli thi.

Wish you colors of life Let there be... WHITE of LUV & PEACE GREEN of MONEY YELLOW of FAME RED of POWER and mix of all to remember good people. * happy holi *

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that''s where you get your shitty ideas from!

How to catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and just be yourself. Squirrels will come to you on their own. Because they just love NUTS !

Asi Mobile on rakhya te tere SMS da intzaar kita,
Tere laryaan da etbaar kita,
Asi call karan lagyaan pal v na layaa,
Tusi SMS karan lagyaan nakhra hazaar kita

What building has the most stories?
The Library.

Friendship is when you have had a huge fight, deciding once for all... ''That''s it'', but then you decide to put aside your egos, hold hands & say, "I Need U..."

Sometime in life we think we don’t need anyone... but sometime in life we don’t have anyone when we need... so don’t let ur best buddies go!

I love you more today than I did yesterday, but not as much as I will tomorow.

Its time to fun with crackers n not get cracked.
Ofcourse its Deepawali.

With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A"S...
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI

The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.