Sourabh Wishes Collection - Page 16

Peanut prizes inspire monkey contestants.

Yo Mama so damn old she used to Gang Bang with the Flintstones and had an affair with Captain Caveman.

Yo mamas so hairy wen u were born u almost died of rugburn

True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.

Q : What did the frog order at McDonald's?
A : French flies and a diet Croak

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches but to reveal to him his own. -- Benjamin Disraeli

The best mirror is an old friend.

Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it . Thank you

You do not know the effect you have on me because every time I see you my heart begins to smile.

Life can be hard & not always fun.But as night brings dark mornin brings sun.Wen life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care.Give me a call coz I'll always b there!

a gd friend is like a gd bra... hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close to the heart..... HELLO MY GD BRA :)

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'

Never make love in the garden or in the fields...... For love might be blind but your neighbours not!

Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a cat. How long has this been going on? Oh, since. I was a kitten!

Q- What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Doctor: "Did you take the patient's temperature?"
Nurse: "No. Is it missing?"

God made man and then rested. God made woman and then no one rested.