Bhramita Wishes Collection - Page 17

Laloo bada chalak hai
Nau baccho ka bap hai
Laloo bada nirala he
dasva ane wala he...
ye andar ki baat hai
isme Vajpayee ka hat hai...

just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

one day if u need me and there r 100steps between us.U JUST TAKE THE 1ST STEP 2 COME NEAR ME AND I WILL TAKE ALL THE 99 STEPS 2 BE THERE 4 U

Ae dost teri dosti par naaz karte hain,Har waqt milne ki fariyad karte hain.Hame nahi pata,Par gharwale batate hain ki hum neend mein bhi aapse baat karte hain.

Getting friend is like Sunrise It happens daily!!!,Getting true friend is like rain it occurs yearly!!!But getting best friend like U(!@!) Tsunami ,It occurs rarely....

Ekk khwab,
Ekk kheyal,
Ekk hakikat ho tum,
Dosti me padne
wali har jarurat
ho tum,
jisko roj Ekk sms
karne ko dil kare,
Arre yaar ajib musibat ho tum....

Åpne Åpni Åånkho Me Nur Chupå Råkhå Håi,
Hosh Wålo Ko Diwånå Bånå Råkhå Håi,
Nåz Kåise Nå Kåru Ååpki Dosti Pår Muj Jåise Nåchiz Ko "KHÅS" Bånå Råkhå Håi...

Apne Aagaaz Se Aaaj tak Zindagi
Teri Hi Yaad Main Gum Rahi
Phir Bhi Jaane Kyon Yeh Ihsaas Hai
Jaise Chaahat Meri Kam Rahi

Woh To Khushbu Hai, Hawaon Main Bikhar Jayega
Masla Phool Ka Hai, Phool Kidhar Jayega
Hum To Samjhe The Ke ik Zakham Hai Bhar Jayega
Kya Khabar Thi Ke Rug-E-Jaan Main Utar Jayega

What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the crap outta him.

Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab "Coca Cola"

Mother to Teenage Daughter : "I think its time that we should talk about SEX."
Daughter : "Yes Mom, What do You want to know ?".

Pls remind me 2 remind u about remindin me to send u dis reminder oh dat reminds me can u remind me wot the reminder was ive forgot!

You''re so weak, you couldn''t knock a sick whore off a shit pot.

I think the sun shines out of your arse.

Yo Papa''s so short, he tried to commit suicide with a pin.

Women admire a man because he is strong , but they love him for his weaknesses.

Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???

A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway.

Ram raaj mein doodh mila, Krishan raaj mein ghee, Kaliyug mainsharaab mili, Tu jhoom jhoom ke pee.

Question: What's the difference between a Dentist and a Doctor?
Answer: The Doctor doesn't think that he's a Dentist.

Why can  t a blonde dial 911? Because She can  t find the eleven!!!

Ekk khwab,

Ekk kheyal,

Ekk hakikat ho tum,

Dosti ki jarurat

ho tum,

Jisko roj ekk sms

karne ko dil kare,

Arre yaar ajib musibat ho tum....

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.