Send Me Wishes and Status Messages

One day my brain asked me ‘Y R U SENDING MSGs
to that person who is not messaging u?
but my little ‘HEART’said to brain
‘U’NEED msgs but i need ‘FRIENDS’

*NOTICE*
Kahan ho?
Itne dino se SMS ki class se absent ho?
Agar aaj MSGS SCHOOL me nhi aae tu aapka naam SMS class se kaat dia jaiga
From: PRINCIPAL sms SCHOOL

Don’t search for a very good or unique msg to send me..
I’ll be happy with an empty msg of urs..
Bcoz more than the msg, seeing ur name makes me smile..!

When I text someone and they dont text me back, I automatically assume that they fainted of excitement.

Bus Conductor & Driver Mai Kiya Difference Hai?
Ans: Condector So Jaye To Kisi Ka Ticket Nahi Katega
Or
Driver So Gaya To Sab Ka Ticket Kat Jayega

I do not have flowers or a diamond necklace but I send you love and kisses for it is mothers day that is coming up.

I never told u that I luv u and I care about and if I dont hav u I will cry like any person will do; I will probably die for u if I have the chance.

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!

today is mms day. mms means make monkeys smile i did my job. now send it to all ur monkey friends.