Silly Questions Wishes and Status Messages

Question: Kya aaj k zamane main bagair daulat k mohabbatt ki ja sakti hai?
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Ji han lakin ye sahulat sirf ladkion ko hasil hai.

Why is our language is called Mother tongue?


Bcoz the father seldom gets chance 2 speak;-)

A Bicycle Cant Stand On Its Own





Why ... ?





Think !!





Because








Its Two-Tired ...

Wht iz the full form of
MBNP & TBNP?
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Nhi pta?
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M-mjhe
B-b
N-ni
P-pta..
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T-tjhe
B-b
N-ni
P-pta...

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Reply must frndzz..

What kind of coffee was served on the titanic? And what kind of lettuce?
Sank and iceberg.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

Why were the little ink drops crying?
Because papa was in the pen and no one knew how long the sentence would be.

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

There is always a sign board'drive slowly' near school,
bt never near girls college.why?
Because here vehicles automatically get slow!

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school???
She had a bright student.

Who is called female java?
Java'gal' srinath