Fauji officer- Jawan agar tum jangal me bhatk jao to kya karogay ?
Santa - Sir, hum GEEDAR dhund k marne ki koshish karenge.
Officer - wo kyu ?
Santa - Sir, jab GEEDAR ki maut aati hai to shehar ki tarf bhagta hai, aur hum us k piche - 2 shehar aa jaenge...