Amrit Wishes Collection

kudha ne kaha tu dosti mat kar, in logo mein tu kahi ko jayega, maine kaha ye khuda tu mere dost se aake mil, tu bhi us par fida ho jayega……

Ox- ae kya bolti tu
Cow- Ae kya mein bolu
Ox- sun
Cow- Suna
Ox- ati kya gaushala
Cow- kya kru, a k me saushala
Ox- are mundi hilynge, ghaschabaynge, gobar failaenge or kya

Girl- jaanu tusi mere vaaste asmaan to chann torh ke leya saday ho?
Boy- aho mein chann lain jawa te tu picho koi Nava chann charhaya hove..!!

what we want we don't get, what we get we r not satisfied..
What we expect never happens n What we hate generally repeat. This is Life..

Nigho p nigaho k pehre hote h In nigaho k ghav bi gehre hote hai na jane kyu koste he log badsurto ko, barbad karne wale to haseen chehre hote hai.

Afeem nal PK cha,
Paundi sidhe rah.
Gud nal khao bhukki, Daru peo sukki,
Murge nal peo sharab,
No hove mood kharab, Mehfil ch malke jarda, 13,22 gal sire de karda.

Shadi hone par ladkiya maang me sindor kyon lagati hai ?
socho-socho, are kyonke jisse ladko pta chal jaye ke es plot k registry ho gayi hai.

Life's mathematics:- clever Boy + clevr girl=lovers.
clevr girl + fool boy = pocket empty...
ClevrBoy + fool girl = child...
Fool Boy + fool girl = marriage...
Do u want marriage.

Teri dosti too main kurbaan java,

jis raste tu challe tere naal java,
Rabb na kare apan kade ladiye,
Par je ladiyee ta pher tu jitte te main haar java.

1 shonk hai mainu peen da,
mai rekhda akhan lal.
2ja shonk anakh nal jeen da,
hunde 5-7 velly naal.
3ja ziddi mai jahan da,
mainu koi na sake taal.
4tha shonk yaari laun da,
Sire de yaaran naal.
5wan shonk ARDAAS da jeonde rehan mere yaar,
sardarian jinna de naal...

One
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Kahda srprize? Tusi kehra akha band kitiyaan...

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Tusi dasso,

methon te agge ni fasdi.

Do dilaan de pyar da ta pata nahi,
Par ik tarfa ishq da ta maza hi hor a,
Aap rona tadpna te usnu khabar v na honi,
Usdi eh saza dein di aada hi hor a....

Na jane log kyu darte hai, kuch log to sms hi nahi krte hai, Aur kuch aise bhi cartoon hai is duniya mein jo, Miss call marne k baad bhi balance check karte hai.

Waqt mile tab yaad karte ho

mood ho tab baat karte ho

ek zamana tha jab har pal msg karte the

ab to RAJASTHAN KI BARISH ki trh yaad krte ho.

Farida Teri duniya ch paise de sab peer,
Notan khatir kar rahe jag nu liro leer,
Rishte nate bhul gae te bhul gye Zamir,
RANJHA mange PULSAR te ACTIVA mange HEER.

Do you know d meaning of these things -
1 Girl Friend
2 Lover
3 Wife
4 X Girl Friend

Very Simple -

1 Prepaid
2 Postpaid
3 Lifetime
4 Miss Call.

MALIK:abhi tak tujse machar nahi mare ? mere kano me gunguna rahe hain.
NOKAR: sahab maine machar maar diye hai ye to unki biwiyaan hain jo vidhwa ho ke ro rahi hai

Joke of the day:
LALU bus k uper khada tha. Raste me TUFAAN aya or unki DHOTI ud Gyi, Phir BIJLI KADKI...
LALU - Ek to hamaar dhoti Cheen li, Upar se Sasura Fotu Lewat hai..

A man was walking on a shaking bridge.
He prayd fr help... He was God on d othr side of d bridge & asked God 2 cum near, bt God didn't cum..Man got angry. Wid great difficulty. he crossed 2 d othr side & saw God holding d broken bridge.. Trust in the Lord, his ways r amazing.

Fauji officer- Jawan agar tum jangal me bhatk jao to kya karogay ?
Santa - Sir, hum GEEDAR dhund k marne ki koshish karenge.
Officer - wo kyu ?
Santa - Sir, jab GEEDAR ki maut aati hai to shehar ki tarf bhagta hai, aur hum us k piche - 2 shehar aa jaenge...

Kagaj muk gaye,
ja tere pen de siyahi suk gaye,
tere msg de udik vich sadi jind muk gaye,
das tere koi majburi a ja DOSTI nibhoon de REEJ muk gai..

1 AMLI duje AMLI nu khenda.
Chota hunda mai kothe ton dig pya c

2 AMLI.....Bach GAYA c k mar Gaya c.

1 AMLI - menu ki pata odu kawak ja ta c mein.

Never ask a woman her age,
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A man, his salary,
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And now-a-days
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A student, his percentage
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It hurts........!

Aaj da vichar....

Jeebh wich......haddi nhi hundi,

par.....Haddian tudwa dindi hai

Be Careful.....

Maan Torr Gayii Ey Maan Mattiye Sadi Jind Da Mazak Bana Ke ..
Sadeya Parran Ton Sikhi Udna Beh Gayii Durr Kite Ahlana Banake

Jis kudi nu munde kehen sohni,
Us kudi nu bada maan hunda hai,
Sheesha dekhdi thankdi nahin,
Uhnu Apne Husan te Gumaan hunda hai,
Par oh eh nahin jandi har Ashiq da dil beimaan hunda hai,
Oh te phedi ton phedi nu wi keh deve sohni,
Fer sohni nu kahda maan hunda hai.

nasha kardean lok tan kai vekhe,
asin kita par ik akh wala,
sada yaar botal,ohdi rooh daroo,
sanu ik da asra lakh vala,
ki rishta jisam te rooh wala,
ki rishta paani khoo wala,
ki rishta chan sitarean da,
ki rishta panchian sarean da,
kyo koi dil vich vasda hai,
sab nasha ISHQ da dasda hai……….

aukha hunda hai hall vishore da ,
akhan ro ro meenh varsaundia ne ,
loki yaad us rab nu karde ne ,
saanu yaadan terian aundia ne.

mein jaayi dhart punjab di,mera dol dol painda noor bai
meri akh di masti vekh ke,oye chade ambara tayi saroor bai
meri tor majajan matkani,menu kehn arsh di hor bai...