Prabhat Jha's Quote Collection

Aapki dosti mein kuch aisi baat hai,
Har waqt aapki yaad mere saath hai,
Dil chahta hai aapko aapse churalun,
Par mummy kehti hai,
Chori karna buri baat hai.

Kaha Se Lau HUNAR Use Manane Ka
Koi JAWAB Nhi Tha Uske Rooth Jane Ka
Mohabbt Me SAZA Muje Hi Milni Thi QKI
Jurm Mene Kiya Unse DIL Lagane Ka

Mehman khana khate hue bole:-
Ye tumhara kutta mujhe bahut der se ghoor raha hai??

Chootu-Tum jaldi se kha lo,
Wo apni plate pehchan gaya h.

Dil Hai hamara, Dil me hai naam tumhara, har yaad me hai chehra tumhara, sath nahi to kya hua, zindagi bhar dosti nibhane ka wada hai hamara.

Hamari yad aaye to thik hai Warna bhula dena.
Koi khata huiee ho to saja dena. Waise to hum hai kagaj ke fool, Khushbu na aaye to jala dena.

in computer exam...
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Examiner:"What is Microsoft Excel?"
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Santa:"It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer!"

Dil se dil judaa nahi hote, Yoon hi kisi pe fida nahi hote, Pyar se badkar to dosti ka rishta hai, Kyunki dost kabhi bewafa nahi hote.

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Uffff...!! Kamal h itni
Jaldi Subah Ho gai..



Pata Hi Nahi Chala..
Anyways. . gudmrng... :)

Bindass muskurao yaar kya gum hai,
Zindagi me tension kisko kam hai,
Sms se yaad karne wale to bahut hai
Par aapko dil se 'TANG' karne wale sirf "HUM" hai.

Ye Khushbu Ye Hawa Apke Naam Kr Di,
Mausam Ki Hr 1 Ada Apke Naam Kr Di,
DiL Ne Chaha Aaj Kuch Khas Tohfa De Apko,
To DiL Se Nikli Hr Dua Apke Naam Kr Di..

Rat kya dhali sitare chale gye,Koi or kya mila aap hume bhulate chale gye, Dosti ki bazi jeet to hum b sakte the, Par aap ki khushi ke liye harte chale gaye.

Kisi ne phool se pucha tumne khushboo diya to tumhe kya mila phool ne kaha dena our lena to byapar hota hai jo dekar kuch bhi na le wahi pyar hota hai'..

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garmi aa rhi he
nhane ka style sikh lena.
Sardi me tum bhul hi gye hoge.

Ham par etbar rakhna dosti hum jeewan bhar nivayenge,

Jarurat pari agar emtihhan dene ki toh,

Emtihhan dena hum parchi fekne aayenge......

When a relation ends,
What hurts more is not the end of it,
But the way we hv 2 behave as strangers with persons whom we once thought we can't live without...!!