addu's Quote Collection

Santa:Yaar raat
Me Suraj kaha chala
Jata he??

Banta:Suraj kahi nahi jata he
Sirf andhere ki
Wajah se hum use
Dekh nahi paate...

Always Love Wife,
No life without wife,
Wife se pyar karo,
Wife k sath wafadar & imaandar raho Yeh mat socho k
.
“WIFE KIS KI HAI”

Andhe ke hath me “TORCH”,
Bahare ke hath me “RADIO”,
Gunge ke hath me “MIKE”,
AUR AAP KE HATH ME “MOBILE”
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!

Propose karne ka sher:
Kutta mar gaya rajaai mein,
Main paagal ho gaya teri judaai mein
Haathi nadi mein beh nahin sakta,Apun tere bina reh nahin sakta…

Nazar mein to kai hain Par dil se ek wo only hain...
Problem yehi hai ki voh
ab 'read only' hain..

Jabse meri zindagi mein,aayi hai ik female.
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
kya computer, kya e-mail.

Tere Pyar ke liye zami-aasma ek kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi 'Ctrl+alt+delete' kar doonga...

Ab aur nahi sah sakte hum intezaar,humare dil ki SITE pe jaldi ENTER kato yaar!

Aap ka hasna,aap ka chalna,aap ki wo style,aap ki in aadaoon ki humne SAVE karli hai ek FILE!

Keval aap jaiso ke liye dil ko CUT karte hai,warna baki CASES mein COPY PASTE se kaam karte hai!

Tere pyar ka E-MAIL mere dil ko lubhata hai,par beech mein tere bhai ka VIRUS aa jata hai!

Roz raat ko aap mere sapno mein aati ho,mere pyar ko MOUSE bana ke apni ungaliyoon se nachati ho!

Wo to hum hai jo aap ki chahat ko dil mein rakh ke ghoomte hai,warna aap jaise SOFTWARES to bazaar mein bikte hai!

Apne chehre se ruswaiyoon ka ERROR to hatao,janeman apne dil ka PASSWORD to batao!

Abhi abhi to pyar ka PC kiya hai chaloo,apne dil ki es HARD DISK par ab aur kitni FILES daloo!

i am lovable

Not because
you need it...
but because
Someone else
nedds you..,

"HaPPY BithrdAy