heeman's SMS Collection

Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil kar
lena chahiye …

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil karne se bacha
marr toh nahi jaye ga!!

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”

Sardar Bunks office n goes to home.
He saw his wife with his boss.
He comes back running office and says,
"baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta".

“Our Thoughts Will be
Devoted To The
Knowledge Of
HUMANITY
Our Affections
To Her Love ,
Our Actions
To Her Service …”

People who give importance
to their happiness
make other peoples
unhappy from themselves.

If the relationship of
father to son could
really be reduced to biology,
the whole earth would blaze
with the glory of fathers and sons.

Happy father’s day.

The greatest gift
I ever had
Came from God;

I call him Dad!

Dad, you are guiding hand on my shoulder.
Remain with me forever.

Happy Father’s Day