kaku's Quote Collection

Santa: Why are you heating the knife?
Banta: To do suicide.
Santa: But why are you heating it?
Banta: To prevent infection.

Santa: Why do God stay up in heaven? Banta: Because they are afraid of what they have created!

Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

Life is all about ass; you're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it,