mohd.khalid shaikh's Quote Collection

Kuch Sitaro Ki Chamak
Nahi Jati,
Kuch Yaado Ki Kasak
Nahi Jati,
Kuch Logo Se Hota Hai
Aisa Rishta,
Ki Door Rehkar Bhi
Unki Mehak Nahi Jati

Santa- Muje Phone Par Dhamkiya Mil Rahi He!

Police- Kaun He Wo...

Santa- Vodafone Wale, Bolte He Bill Na Bhara To Kaat Denge

NigAhE DAr Pr Lgi H Aur Hm UdA$ BEthE H
TErE AanEKi LEKr AA$ BEthE H
Yu Hi Nhi TEz Hui DhadkAn
E$a LagtA H Ap HmArE PA$ BEthE H.

Bankar yaad ham rulaate rahenge..
Aakar Khwabo me jagaate rahenge..
Muskil bahut he hame bhool paana,
Roz SMS bankar mobile me aate raheg

Khuda Tera Jitna Shukriya Karu Kam h
Dosto Ki Mahfil Me 1Dost Aham h
Khuda Use Kabhi Ruswa Na Karna
Uska Har Aansu Umar Bhar Ka Gum h...!

Man: Santa Aapke Pass Cell Hai To Fir Aapne LETTER Q. Bheja?
Santa:Maine Tuje Phone Kiya Tha Par Ander Se Kaha

PLZ TRY LETTER,

To Bhej Diya

Aapse Dur rahkar Aapko Miss kiya humne
aap ke liye God Se Vish kiya Humne
Aap ki yaad chupke se chali Aayi
To Bade Pyar se sms kiya Humne

Ek dil mere dil ko jalan de gaya
Zindagi Ko mout ka kafan de gaya
Karodo me se ek phool chuna tha maine
Kaanto se jyada chubhan de gaya.