LUCKY JHA's Quote Collection

Whenever I Miss You,
I Wont Look For You In My Dreams
Or Try To Hear Your Voice In Your Messages.
I Just Put My Right Hand Across My Chest
And I Feel You…

Lagi Hai Chot Seene Me Dil Fariyad Karta Hai,
Jis Dilko Tum Bhula Baithe Ho, Wohi Dil Tumhe Yaad Karta Hai…!!!

Jaam se Kabhi Itni Nafrat Na Karo
Ke Pina Chaho To Pee Na Sako,
Kisiko Bhi Itna Pyar Na Karo Ke
Bichhadke Jana Chaho To Ji Na Sako...!!!

Mere Geet Sune Duniyane Magar
Mera Dard Koi Na Jaan Saka,
Ek Tera Sahara Tha Dilko,
Tu Bhi Na Mujhe Pehchan Saka...!!!

Ae khuda main abhi bhi apni sanam ka intzar karte hai,

Ab to mere sanam mujhe wapas kr do,

Aur agar wapas karna tere bas ki nahi,

To mujhe is duniya se utta lo...!!!

Kuch log mohabbat ka naam badnaam kar diya,

Kisi aur ki saza mujhe mil gaya,

Aur mera pyar itna sucha hai ki,

aapki nafrat se bhi hame pyar ho gaya...!!!

Father- agar tum fail hue to
mujhe daddy mat kehna… result
aane par..
Father- Kya hua result ka ?
Son- Sorry yaar aatma ram tune
baap kehlane ka haq kho diya...!!!

Aman class mein ek gadha
le kar aaya.
Teacher : Iss ko q laye ho?
Aman,”Teacher aap ne hi toh kaha
tha,” “ki aap ne kai gadhon ko
Insan banaya hai,”
Ab Banao...!!!

Boy asked his dad 4 a bike.
Dad : why did god give u 2 legs ?
Boy : one to change gear & other
to apply break.”!
Youngster rock.
Parents shock...!!

Aapki yaadon ko aansu banakar piya karenge,
Waqt-bewaqt aapko miss kiya karenge,
Aapki yaad mein mar bhi gaye to kya?
Yamraj ke computer se roz aapko e-mail
kiya karenge.

Aman school mein hans raha tha,
Chaman bola :- Chup raho
Aman :- Kyun ?
Chaman : mein monitor hoon.
Aman bola: mein CPU hoon, ab bol...!!!

Lucky jha

Aman : Maine tujhe khat likha
that fir bhi tu nhi aaya?
Chaman : Mujhe toh khat mila hi nhi,
Aman : To sale maine to likha tha ki khat
mile na mile aana zarur. Rly...!!!

Pani dekh pyaas lagti hai,
shadi dekh kar hume bhi aas
dikhti hai, Hum logo kaise
samjhaye…
ki har zakkas ladki ki ‘maa’ hume
apni ‘SAAS’ lagti hai...

A onion get married to cabbage
d nxt morning a friend asked
onion “How did u spend your first
night?”,
Onion said arre ek dusre ko
kholte-kholte hi subah ho gayi...!!!

Who can stop 500 cars
with one hand .??
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Ans-It’s traffic
Police...!!!

Aman and wife waiting
for train itne mein PUNJAB MAIL
aayi Aman bhag kar train mein
chad gaya or wife ko bola…
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Jab PUNJAB FEMALE aaye
to tu bhi aa jana...!!!

Ek baccha mummy se pitne ke baad apne papa se :
Papa kabhi aap Africa gaye ho ?
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Papa: nhi beta ..
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Baccha: fir itni khofnak item kahan se le aaye...!!!

Aman : Yar chaman, sir ka msg aaya hai
ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karoon ?
Chaman : “Message sending fail” likh ke
bhej de...!!!

Ek baar ek pagal bidi bina jali bidi
pee raha tha
Dusra Pagal : Yaar bidi se koi dhuan
nhi nikal raha hai?
Pagal : Kar di na phir paglon wali baat,
Yeh “CNG” bidi hai...!!!

Lucky Jha

“You need not change yourself
in any situation….
You will be automatically
changed when you are attracted
by a person whom you love”….
It’s true….