sachin arora's SMS Collection

Jin: Kya hukm hai mere aaka?
Aaka: mere a/c me 10 crore cash aur Karina se shaadi 10 second me kara do?
Jin: Aaka! hukm karo, haramipan nahi.

Kyun rooth jane k baad manati hai duniya,
Kyun dur jane k baad bulati hai duniya,
Jeete jee koi kami reh jati hai,
Jo marne k baad bhi jalati hai duniya.

Phoolon me haseen gulab hai,
Husn k sath zaroori sharab hai,
Duniya me har sawal ka jawab hai,
Agar koi tumse mere baare me puche toh kehna LAJWAB hai.

Use bhi ishq hai aur maut se bhi pyar hai,
Un par bhi yakeen hai aur maut par bhi aitbaar hai,
Dekhte hai pahle kaun aata hai hume to dono ka intejaar hai.

Agar raat ko koi tumhare bistar me aaye,
tumhare badan se khele,tumhare jism ko chume,to romantic mat hona sir "ALL OUT" jala dena aur so jana. GOOD NIGHT!

Santa- Tu office me toh bada sher bana ghumta hai, ghar par kya ho jata hai?
Banta- Hota to sher hi hoon par DURGA sawar ho jaati hai....

Sardar roz apni X-Girlfriend k ghar k aage potty kar aata tha.
X-Girlfriend- Tum aisa kyun karte ho?
Sardar- Tumhe ye batane k liye ki tumhare pyar k bina mai BHOOKA nahi mar raha hoon....

Santa completed his MBBS & did his first operation.
Soon after finishing,the patient died.
He prayed: Vaheguru mera pehla gift swikar karo!

Aap har manjil ko mushkil samajhte hai,
Hum aapko manjil samajhte hai,
Bada fark hai aapke aur hamare najariye me,
Aap hame sapna aur hum aapko apna samajhte hai!!!