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Jin: Kya hukm hai mere aaka?
Aaka: mere a/c me 10 crore cash aur Karina se shaadi 10 second me kara do?
Jin: Aaka! hukm karo, haramipan nahi.
Hindi
sachin arora
Tue, Dec 09, 2008
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Kyun rooth jane k baad manati hai duniya,
Kyun dur jane k baad bulati hai duniya,
Jeete jee koi kami reh jati hai,
Jo marne k baad bhi jalati hai duniya.
Sad Shayari
sachin arora
Tue, Dec 09, 2008
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Phoolon me haseen gulab hai,
Husn k sath zaroori sharab hai,
Duniya me har sawal ka jawab hai,
Agar koi tumse mere baare me puche toh kehna LAJWAB hai.
Funny Shayari
sachin arora
Tue, Dec 09, 2008
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Use bhi ishq hai aur maut se bhi pyar hai,
Un par bhi yakeen hai aur maut par bhi aitbaar hai,
Dekhte hai pahle kaun aata hai hume to dono ka intejaar hai.
Sad Shayari
sachin arora
Tue, Dec 09, 2008
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Agar raat ko koi tumhare bistar me aaye,
tumhare badan se khele,tumhare jism ko chume,to romantic mat hona sir "ALL OUT" jala dena aur so jana. GOOD NIGHT!
Good Night
sachin arora
Wed, Oct 08, 2008
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Santa- Tu office me toh bada sher bana ghumta hai, ghar par kya ho jata hai?
Banta- Hota to sher hi hoon par DURGA sawar ho jaati hai....
Hindi Jokes
sachin arora
Sun, Oct 05, 2008
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Sardar roz apni X-Girlfriend k ghar k aage potty kar aata tha.
X-Girlfriend- Tum aisa kyun karte ho?
Sardar- Tumhe ye batane k liye ki tumhare pyar k bina mai BHOOKA nahi mar raha hoon....
Hindi Jokes
sachin arora
Sun, Oct 05, 2008
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Santa completed his MBBS & did his first operation.
Soon after finishing,the patient died.
He prayed: Vaheguru mera pehla gift swikar karo!
Hindi Jokes
sachin arora
Sun, Sep 21, 2008
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Aap har manjil ko mushkil samajhte hai,
Hum aapko manjil samajhte hai,
Bada fark hai aapke aur hamare najariye me,
Aap hame sapna aur hum aapko apna samajhte hai!!!
Romantic Shayari
sachin arora
Sun, Sep 21, 2008
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