tidda's Quote Collection

Raat ka time tha, 1 ladki so rhi thi,
Achanak 1 ladka uske pass aaya,
Uski chadar hatai or uska haath pakad kr bola-












DIDI MUJE
susu JANA HAI.

Ek beautiful girl profesor se "mai exam me pass hone k liye kuchh bhi kar sakti hu"..
Prof- kuch bhi
G.-ya
Prof-kuch bhi

Gr- ya
prof-" To padh le beti..

Hamesha aapke hoton par muskaan rahe, Har gam se aap anjaan rahe, Jiske saath mahak uthe aapki zindagi, Hamesha aapke paas wahi insaan rahe.

Ik bacha paida honde hee
nurse nu boalya - bara hanera kita hoya hai ?
Nurse - Light nahi hegi na.
Bacha - Oh
Eh janam vi punjab ch ho gaya..

Lines 2 be rmbr'd in Life:

Cry as Hard as u want to... But, just make sure that When u Stop Crying,
U will never again Cry for d Same Reason..
gud mrng g

VAJPEYI: Retire ho gya hu,ji chahta hai ab to shadi kr lu?
ADWANI:Karlo?
VAJPEYI: Kisi vidhwa se kr lu
ADWANI:kunwari se hi kar lo
widhwa to apne aap ho jaegi

Making wounds in othrz heart is very easy.?But, being medicine for wounded hearts, is very difficult. Take care of ur best ones..?gudmng

Kuch log akhir tak wfadar nahi hote, Sath chalne wale bhi hmsafar nahi hote, Kitna khof hai sham ke andhere mein, Pucho un parindo se jinke ghar nahi hote.

Kisne kaha hume apki yaad nahi aati.
Apko na soche aisi koi raat nhi jati
Waqt badal jata hai aadate nahi jati.
''AAP KHAAS HO'' ye baat sabse to khi nahi jati.

Jo spna teri akh dekhe oh kal di surkh swer hove,
tere vehre suraj rehn lge kde 1 pal v na hner hove.
Murad mangn ch tenu wqt lage te poori hon ch na der hove..

Jad vi tera didar hovega ankhiya wich pyar beshumar hovega; kisi vi janam wich aa ke vekh layi yarra sadiya ankhian nu tera hi intezar hovega.

Har mehfil bi royegi hr dil bi royega,
Jahan dubegi meri kashti wo sahil bi royega,
Itna pyar bikher denge zmane me hum,
Katal krke mera katil bi royega.

Gam bhul jaane ko ji karta hai,
Ab ek baar muskurane ko ji karta hai.
Bahut ji liye yaadon ke sahare,
Ab to aapke paas aane ko ji karta hai

Science teacher: agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak kiss karo iss se wo thik ho jayegi.
Student:ppar sir us ko attack kaise dilaya jaye

Santa Ki Amma Mar Gayi-
1Admi Bola
Amma Mujhe B LeJati
2-4 Or Bole:Amma Hme B Le Jati.
Santa:Chup HoJao
KUTO
Amma Kya
Tata-Sumo Krke
Gyi hai...?

Jindgi itne dard deti hai,dil me fir b umeed rahti hai... Dil kahta hai voh nahi aayenge ,par..... vo kabhi to aayenge... umeed kahti hai...i miss u

Pyar wafa sb kuch MITA dia hota,
Tera nam tk BHULA dia hota,
Teri tasver agr is DIL me na hoti to,
Khuda ki kasam khud ko b JALA dia hota

Cadbury ask the perk who is the sweetest one on the earth.
Perk replied- sweetest one on the earth is busy in reading this message. . .

To,
The Dost
I miss u,
my love,
I beg 2 say dat, Im a studnt of ur dosti. I m lonely,mera g nai lag rha, so kndly grant me sms.
Thnk u

Yours
love.