mits's Quote Collection

Sahab:
Tum bathroom mei q ghus aye,
kia tumhain pta nahi tha k main naha raha hoon?

Mulazim:
Hazur galti ho gai,
main samjha tha begum sahiba naha rahi hain;-)

Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke
bare mein kisi ko mat batana.


Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi,
kehti thi kaun paagal hoga
jo tujhse pyar karega

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.

Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?


Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon

What does ILU means?


I= I

L= Love

U=Urdu

So I love urdu…
tum kya samjhey they…
I love ullu..
to haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoon

Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai


Aankhon Me Sharafat,

Chaal Me Nazakat,

Dil Me Sachai,

Cheray Par Safai,


Isi Liye Tou .
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Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
“BHAI”