Poonam's Quote Collection

pujari ji ko dast lag gaye, wo doctor k pas dawa lene gaye dr. ne dawa di to pujari ne puchha parhej kya karu? dr bola bas SHANKH jor se mat bajana....

Gabber: Aaj maine Basanti ko nahate hue dekha!
Viru: Kutte, Kamine main tera khun pi jaunga.
Gabber: Haramkhor, me naha raha tha or Bansanti ja rahi thi !!