Pratik Patel's Quote Collection

AAPKI yado K bina 1 PAL nahi RAHENA
Apse Door RAHENE ka DARD nahi SAHENA
Apko SIRF 1 LAFZ me h khena
MUJHE apne DIL se Kabhi ALVIDA na KHENa

Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka Bacha Kaise Nikla?

Sudents: Madam Ye Koi Badi Bat Nahi Hai, Jyada Interesting Ye Hai Ki Wo Usme Gaya Kaise ?!

Teacher asked (Students) Exams are nearing ,If u have any doubt you can ask me.

Students In which printing press the question paper are printed?

Sardar got a job in AIRTel
custmr: Hello my AIRTEL sim loked what 2Do?
Srd: y don take tention remove airtel sim put BSNL,thank u 4caling

Sardars Friend: Yar Kal Meine Kitni Baar Call Kiya, Uthaya Q Nahi?
Sardar: Q Uthau, 30 Rs.De K Jo Gana Lagwaya Hai Woh Kya Tera Bap Sune

Pyaar Karne se Kuch Milta Nahi
Khuwab Dekhne se Phul Khilta Nahi
Azmalo Chahe Kitni Hi Baar
Magar Nasib Me Na Ho Wo Kabhi Milta Nahi

Exam anthem,
humhonge allpass,
humhonge allpass,
humhonge allpass1din,
hoho likhte hai bakwas
fir bhi hai vishwas,
paper hoga jhakas,ek din.