raj's Quote Collection

Kafi waqt laga hame aap tak aane me,
kafi faryad ki khuda se aapko pane me,
yu chod ke mat jaya karo,
Humne to umar laga di aap jaisa dost pane me

Dil Ke Afsane Hote Hai Hazaar,
Kahi Romeo Ki Kabr,
Kahi Majnu Ki Mazaar,
Laakh Juda Kar Lo Ishq Karne Walo Ko,
Naye Rang Mein Lautenge Deewane Har Baar.

Pyar kare use koi maaf nahi karta,
koi uske sath insaaf nahi karta,
Log pyar ko paap to kehte he,
par kon aisa he jo ye paap nahi karta?

TUMHARI YADO KO ROK PANA HE MUSKIL,
TUTE HUE DIL KO MANANA HE MUSKIL,
YE DIL APKO KITNA YAD KARTA HE,
YE LAFJO ME BATANA HE MUSKIL.

Dubte hai wo jinhe teirna nahi aata,
Marte hai wo jinhe jina nahi aata,
Darte hai wo jinko pyar karna nahi aata,
Pyar karte hai wo jinhe BHULANA nahi aata.

Santa: DOCTOR, AAPKO TAANKE LAGANE AATE HAI.
DOC: HAA AATE HAI,KAHA LAGANE HAI?
Santa: YE LO MERI CHAPPAL PE LAGA DO.

Jab hum tanha ho to sath rehna,
Roye ankhe to ansu poch lena,
kyuki jinda hai jab tak hi satayenge,
wada karte hai marne ke baad to aapko yaad bhi na ayenge.

Jitna aazmana hai hume aazmalo,
Shikwa tujhse hum kabhi na karenge,
Tumhe kal bhi chahte the aaj bhi chahte hai,
Tujhse har dam wafa hum karenge.

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Ye Lo 5Rs Ka Coin &
send me sms,
Kanjusi ki koi
had nahi hai
aur khabardaar is
5 rupaye se TOFFY
li to kuynki aapko toffy pasand he.

Apna Bhi Dard Mujhko Mere Razdar De,
Kuch Apni Zindagi Pe Mujhe Ikhtiyar De,
Aisa Na Ho Ki Kal Tu Mera Saath Chhod De,
Jitna Nibha Sake Mujhe Utna Hi Pyaar De.

Majburi me nahi dil kare to yaad karna,
Rishto se fursat mile to yaad karna,
Hai dua k har khusi pao tum,
Phir bhi agar aankhen bhar aaye to yaad karna.

Boy:Panditji,Meri Shadi kyu nahi ho rahi hai?
Pandit:Beta,Bhagwan ne tere Bhagya me dukh nahi likhe to isme mai kya kar sakta hu.

JIN me basi JANKI,
RUM me base RAM,
WHISKY me base VISHNU,
SHAMPEIN me base SHYAM,
BEER me base BRAHMA,
DESI me HANUMAAN,
Kis k tyag karu,har bottal me bhagwan.

Woh toh diwani thi mujhe tanha chod gayi,
khud na ruk saki toh apna saaya chod gayi,
dukh nahi gum is baat ka hai,
aankhon se kar ke waada baaton se tod gayi.

Kisi ko kisi ke dil se nikala nahi jata,
Paas bula ke phir dur bhagaya nahi jata,
kyun samajhte nahi hai ye log ki
Pyar ek ehsas hai jo dil se hataya nahi jata.

Bikhre hai Ashk koi Saaz nahi deta,
Khamosh hai Sab koi Aawaz nahi deta,
Kal ke Waade Sab karte hai,
Magar Kyu Saath Mera Koi Aaj nahi deta

Zindagi tu ab aur kya dikhaygi mujhe,
Ab teri sangat na raas aayegi mujhe,
Na koi humraaz na koi humdum hai mera,
Tu bhi jald hi chhod jayegi mujhe.

Taaro me akela chand jagmgata hai,
mushkilo me akela
insaan dagmgata hai, kaanto se mat
ghabrana a dost,
kyunki kaanto me
hi akela gulab muskrata hai