Ramu's Quote Collection

Har gali fulo se saja k rakhi hai, har darvaje par ek ladki bitha rakhi hai. Na jane kis darvaje se aaoge tum, isliye har ladki ko ek raakhi thama rakhi hai.

Tere bed par MAKHI ghume, tujhe MACCHAR kate, tere sapne me CHUDEL nache, tujhe raat bhar NIND na aye agar tu mujhe abi *SMS* kiye bina so jaye.

Na Msg,
Na Phone,
Na Picture,
Na Tone,
Aur bane phirte ho DON,
Jab Number diya tha toh kehte the roz karenge Phone,
Ab kehte ho-
HUM AAPKE HAIN KAUN?
Rmbr ME.

GN Hai Smart bohat
Woh
hai
bheja
ne Jis
aur
hoon
raha
padh
se
niche
ko
Message Jo
hu
PAGALwoh
Mein
!
Confused?
Ab Niche se uppar padho.