sandy's Quote Collection

Girl To A Tattoo Artist:
How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing
An Animal Just Above My Knee?
Artist: -£100 For Tiger,Rabit And Lion,
But Girraffe Is Free.

Q. Last but not least Secret of long life
A. Morning two eggs, evening two pegs......and night two legs

A couple in train,
GIRL-my hand is paining...... Boy kisses her hand
after some time GIRL-my neck is paining....
BJ oy kisses her neck,
A old man ask- BHAI BAWASIR KA BHI ILAJ KARTE HO KYA?