SAM's Quote Collection

Santa: DAd Apne pAdosi ki lAdki ko English nAhi Ati



Father:Tujhe kAise pAtA?



Santa: Mene Use "GIVE ME A SWEET KISS" kaha to thAppAd mArti hai.

Girl: Agar moqa mila to tum mujh se shadi karo ge...??









Boy: Agar moqa mil gaya to phir shadi karne ki zarurat hi kya he?

I drink tv while watching my coffee
wash mobile wen talking on cloths
switch off bed wen i lay on my light
thts how i go stpid when i miss my frndz.

1 Shadi Me Dulhan ka 1st
Mangetar b saj K aaya huwa tha
Snta-Ap Dulha he
Usne kaha G Nai Mai Semi Final Me Out Ho Gya Tha
Final Dkhne Aya Hu

"Reflection Cannot be seen in Boiling Water,
The same way Truth cannot be seen in a state of Anger...So always keep yr cool."

1 bahut kaam ki baat
.

,

.

,

.

,

.

,

.

,

.

,

.

,

.

,

.

,

.

,

.

,

.

,

ZYADA BUTTON DABANE SE MOBILE KHARAAB HO JATA HAI.

Lallu Ke Ghar Chor Aaya, Lallu Ne Dekha To Chor Bhaga.
Lallu Bhagte Bhagte Chor Se b Aagay Nikal Gaya.
Lallu: Ek To Chori Uper Se Hum Se Race ?