Rinki's Quote Collection

Chota Sardar: Oye pappa ji, bahar koi swimming pool ke leye donation maang raha hai.
Sardar: Oye Puttar, Dil bada rakh Ek loota pani de de.

Teacher: Oxygen is must for.. breathing & life.It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar: Thank God. I was born after dat,otherwise i would have died.

Ek operation ke bad patient bola-"Doctor saal kya ab me thik hu?" Jawab mila-"Doctor to neeche reh gaya mai to Chitragupt hu"

A Gud frnd is 1 who tels u study wel.But a best frnd is 1 who stands in ur exam hall n saya- abeaur kitna likhega chal bahar aa sari ladkiyan ja rahi hai.

Bheegi aankho se muskurana ka maza aur hai, Haste haste palke bhigane ka maza aur hai,
Baat keh kar to koi bhe samajh le,Khamoshi ko samajhne ka maza aur hai.

Hnasi ke nagme gate raho,
waqt nikal kar muskurate raho,
zindagi kab deti hai bar bar mauka,
Mauka dhundo aur
Khilkhilate raho...