susant rout's Quote Collection

Larki ka Baap Larki se..
Jisse tum pasand karti ho
Uske Paas Bangla, Gaari, Jaayedad to hai na?

Larki: Tauba Hay..
Saare Mard Ek Jaise Hote hain..
Wo bhi Aapke Bare mein Yehi Pooch raha tha!!

MALE main MALE aata hai.
SHE main HE aata hai.
WOMAN main MAN aata hai.
It means without Boys Girls are Nothing!!

Research Says That:
Girls Take 3 Days To Judge A Boy,
Whether She Likes Him Or Not.

But Boys Take Only Three Seconds..!!

1st Second: Kya Ladki Hai Yaar
2nd Second: Mast Hai Yaar
3rd Second: Bhai Mujhe Pyar Ho Gaya

new Style of Purposing A Girl

Dekho mein nahi Chahta ke Mera Beta
Bara Hokar
Tumhari Beti ko Line Mare
Muje Bura Lagega
Tum
Han Kaho To

Dono Ko Bhai Behen Bana Den..!!

Agar aap ki Girlfriend
S-mart
I-ntelligent
S-weet
T-alented
E-motional
R-omantic
hai to aap short mein use
SISTER bhi keh sakte hain..!!

Har kamyab admi ke pichhe 1 Aurat hoti hai,
Jo use itna pareshan karti hai ki..
Wo dukhi hokar
Apne kam me itna busy ho jata hai ki..
Kamyabi khud uske kadam chumti hai.

Girl: Bas karo koi dekh lega,
boy: Kuch nahi hoga tum sidhi raho,
Waha se hath hatao,
Pls thoda sa dikha do,
Agar nahi dikhaya to main..

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Fail ho Jaunga!

Tamanna dil ki ek hasrat hai,
Puri ho jaye to insan khush kismat hai,
Na puri ho to gam na kar na
Kyun ki adhuri rahna to tamannao ki fitrat hai.

Saans tham jati hai par jaan nahi jati,
dard hota hai par aawaz nahi aati,
ajib log hai is zamane mein,
koi bhul nahi pata aur kisi ko yaad nahi aati.

mujhe wo kehti hai ki tumhari jindegi ko main jannat bana dungi ....banani to use "MAGGI" bhi nahin aati ,

confidence to dekho logo ki ....

You need power ,only when you want to do something harmful",otherwise "Love is enough to get everything done

santa had a leakage in roof over the dining . Plumber asked - Sir ,When did you notice it ?
Santa - Last night when it took me 3 hours to finish the soup .