SATYA NAND PRASAD's Quote Collection

Boy :kaha ja rahi ho?
Girl : aatmahatya karne
boy : to itna MAKEUP kyu kiya hua hai?:/
girl :abe gadhe ! Kal Newspaper me photo aegi na.

Nav Deep Jale, Nav phool khile, Nit nayi bahar mile,
Navratri ke is paawan avsar par aapko,
Mata Rani ka aashirvad mile.
Happy Navratri

Ek Machar aur Makkhi ki shaadi hui.Agle din Makkhi ro rahi thi.Uski saheli ne pucha kya hua bahen.WO Boli raat me maine Gudnight jala Di Tumhare jija mar Gaye

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ye lo aapke bacche sambhalo. sb k ghar ja ja kar abhi tak ganesh ji ka chanda mang rahe hai..