vtcaught's Quote Collection

Mohabbat ke sare rang

Rangon k saray phool

Phoolon ki sarii khushboo

Khushboo k saray lamhe

Lahon ki sarii chahat

Chahat ki sarii khushiyaan
aap k liye…

Ye dil na jaane kya kar baitha.

Mujhse puche bina hi faisla kar baitha.

Iss zameen par toota sitara to nahi girta.

Aur ye pagal chand se dosti kar baitha.

How do you make a Sardar laugh on "Saturday"?

Tell him "a joke Tuesday".

Jeeto: Why do Farts stink?

Santa: So that Deaf people can enjoy them too!

Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.
Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.

Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray
paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.
Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai.

Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy) Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.

Circuit, “Bhai… bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.”
Munna Bhai, “Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?

Circuit, “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat…
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!”

PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.