Valentine Wishes and Status Messages - Page 12

"I find you very attractive."
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

I loved u then, as i do now, always and forever.

"I'm sweet on you!"
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

My soul is shattered without your arms to hold me,
Like a mirror without a reflection.

You mean more to me than you'll ever know. Thank you for always being here for me, sweetheart. I love you more than anything!!! Love always.

It was Valenswine's Day!
Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Oh that I could shrink the surface of the world, so that suddenly I might find you standing at my side.. I love you!

We've been through a few hard times honey..well..I just want to let all the people to know that you are my only one..I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?
She didn't suit his taste!

A stupid cupid!
Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

"I dot my i's on you!"
Liz: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons."
Jon: "Really?"
Liz: "Yeah, you make me sick!"

Hog and kisses!
What would you get it you crossed Odie with the God of love?

Your hair is brown like the finest chocolate
Your eyes are beautiful like the finest piece of art
Your slightest touch makes me lose all my worries
That is why it can only be you that is meant for me....

He fell in love with a pincushion!
What did the pencil say to the paper?

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Roses are available in more than one color, red.
Violets come in other colors too besides blue.
Sugar rots your teeth because it is so sweet.
But there is no doubt, I love you.
Love you with all my heart.

Cupid's aim is still pretty good.

I love now,tomorrow and today,
and if God give me the time..
I'll love you 'till the end of my life...

"You're fun to hang around with."
Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?

Today is a very special day for sending all my love your way!

When I need friend, you are here with me.
When I need help, you are here with me.
When I need someone who care, You are here with me.
When I need someone who love, You are here with me.
When I need someone who special, you also are here with m

"I love you a ton!"
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

With you it's Valentine's Day 365 days a year.

If a day had 36 hours i'd spend 12 picking u flowers,
If we had 48 life would surely be great,
And if it was 72?
I'd climb a mountain just to tell the world i love you,
But...all we have is 24,
Which means i'll keep the message short,
An

"You mean a great dill to me."
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

My heart is empty without you,
Like a bird without a song.

A kiss is just a kiss till u find the 1 u luv. A hug is just a hug till u find the 1 u're always thinkin of. A dream is just a dream till it comes true. Luv was just a word till I heard it from u.

Desperate!
What did one pickle say to the other?

My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,
Like a rose without color.

A hug and a quiche!
What would you call a woman who goes out with Jon?