Wedding Wishes and Status Messages

Happy married life to you guys and wishing you all the wealth and prosperity throughout your life; don't fight!

A Wedding

Is Just Like A Funeral

Except That

You Get To

Smell Your Own Flower ...

3 Students Didn’t
prepare for a Test.
They made a plan.
They went to the
DEAN next morning
and said “Sir we had
gone for a wedding
and our car Tyre Bursted. So we had to push
all the way, so we
couldn’t study.”
The DEAN agrees
and gives them
3 Days Time.
After 3 days all three
were seated in
Different Rooms.
The paper consisted
of Just 1 Question…
.
.
.
.
.
WHICH TYRE BURSTED..?
a. Front Right
b. Front Left
c. Back Right
d. Back Left.????

At a health forum, speaker asked: What food causes the most suffering for years after eating it?
After a long silence, an old man replied Wedding Cake! Of course!

Two eyes but they see one vision two ears but they listern one sound, likewise u 2 r different but now onwards u will live one life !! WEDDING WISHES.

Heart filled wishes on your wedding; hoping the best for you two today and forever; happy married life.

You two are one of the best couples I have ever seen, may God grant you a happy married life!

May you love and hold each other in the worst of times with trust, faith and belief; hoping the best for you on your auspicious wedding.

Cheers! on your wedding, was a great friend to know and I am damn sure that she is gonna keep you smiling, happy and cheerful all your life! Happy married life to you two.

Girl:It''s 2 tight
Boy:Don''t worry,I do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I cann''t,
Gal:It''s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We will buy new WEDDING RING!

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering

Wouldn''t we look cute on a wedding cake together?

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

A bride at her second wedding does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

INDIAN WOMEN:

First date: Meet her parents.

Second date: Set the date of the wedding.

Third date: Wedding night.