lifes not short its the longest bloody fing ull ever do!!!!
Wen u smile the world smiles with u.wen ur down people will rally behind u.but wen u fart u r alone coz people will never stand by u!
while w8ing 4 d right person 2 come- play & hav fun with d wrong 1.but b careful with who u play with bcoz dat person mite b d right 1 all along
Guys are like roses- watch out for the pricks
Boys should tell their trousers that it ‘s rude to point
Be friendly to your children as they are the ones that decide where you live when your are old.
When you finally find the perfect guy you think to yourself why isn''t he taken?
Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature
Some say the glass is half empty, Some say the glass is half full, I say "are you gonna drink that?"
the hardest thing to do is to watch the one you love. love somebofy else
be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart.for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top
All of my friends and I are crazy.Thats what keeps us sane!
*In Reality*…. The Player Isn''t Actually Playing The Other Person...He''s Playing Himself...
People Fall in love not knowin y nor how.Its so special a feelin dat it doesnt require much answers.U just love no matter how stupid u become
Children playin outside cars can cause accidents.but adults playin inside cars can cause children by accident!
I didnt kiss ur boyfriend! I told his lips a secret!!
I never met a chocolate I never liked!
If you fool me once shame on you.If you fool me twice shame on me.
Luv is like a glass. If u break it, it’s hard to fix, And even if you manage that , it’ll never be the same.
if barbie is so popular....then y do u have 2 buy her friends?
I intend to live forever- so far so good
"inside me, There''s a thin women trying to get out........But i can usually shut the cow up with chocolate."
boys r like mascara, dey run on da first sign of emotion
Looks may capture the eyes but it''s the personality that captures the heart
Iv got 2 sit down & work out where i stand!!!
dnt be afraid 2 say "i love u" 2 d 1 u luv... for wen ur ready itmyt be 2 late... d 1 u luv may hav found d comfort of hearin it from som1 else..
Love''s beautiful like butterfly when u try to catch it, it will fly away but when u cool and silent, it will come and touch u. So wait for ur butterfly!!!!
Should i be happy that were friends?...or sad coz thats all we''ll ever be?
people ask me if id pefer 2 go 2 hell or heaven i say hell coz its nice and warm down there
Im a nobody.. nobodys perfect.. therefore IM PERFECT!!!
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