April Fool Wishes and Status Messages - Page 14

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your...

book from your bag and study..

I Miss you a Lot Dear....

SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632

Message centre:
+919540099996

" Don''t get excited. She sent It to me."

If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

ov o
l e Y U
ov o
l e Y u
L V e ou
HARI OM!!
Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo.

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I''m
J - JOKING

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.

Its on 1st of April. Surprised?

Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.

Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

If u save this msg, it means I''m cute. If u edit this, I''m still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i''m cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i''m cute!

If u don''t mind

If u don''t feel bad

If don''t hesitate

Please......

give me a

K

ki


kis


kiss


kiss......


kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. soon......

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.

WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON''T WORK AGAIN

The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......
Can I sell you?

Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.

U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS .

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. ~Mark Twain, Pudd''nhead Wilson, 1894

Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga.

Roses are Red
Sky is Blue
My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You....

Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB
(hint-
it should be 5)

Read caps word reversely.