April Fool Wishes and Status Messages - Page 11

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

Everything has a day... Every pet has a day... Every fool too has a day! Hope you might have enjoyed your day!

We''re fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.

A day will come?
When the whole word will, CELEBRATE:
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But take heart,
April Fool comes once a year.
Congratulations!

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fool is
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fool will frwd this
msg to another fool

April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

I hope life isn''t a big joke, because I don''t get it.

This is MAGIC.
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Congrats! You are the First
April Fool of Year
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Rangeen Ho tum rangon Se Bhi Zyada Khubsoorat ho Tum Khoobsoorti Se Bhi zyada Agar Aisa sochte Ho to BewQoof Ho Tum Sab Se Bhi Zyada

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.

You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.

A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.

If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings.

Even the gods love jokes.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.

He who is born a fool is never cured.

The maple syrup''s full of ants.
A mouse is creeping on the shelf.
Is that a spider on your back?
I ate the whole pie by myself.
The kitchen sink just overflowed.
A flash flood washed away the school.
I threw your blanket in the trash.
I never lie----I--

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

I have great faith in fools - self-confidence, my friends call it.

Agar ap se koi kahe k
aap
"GOOD LOOKING"
"SMART"
or
"GENIOUS"
ho
to rakh k us ka munh pe thapr dena

or kehna march ka mahine me
APRIL FOOL?

God saw your parents hungry, He created pizzas. God saw they are thirsty, He created Pepsi. He saw them walking, He created car. He saw them without problems, He created you!

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

Don''t give cherries to pigs or advice to fools.

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools.

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee,
And I''ll forgive Thy great big one on me.

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed. Its on 1st of April. Surprised?
Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.