Birthday Wishes and Status Messages - Page 21

When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age.

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age.

I''m sixty years of age. That''s 16 Celsius.

You''re not 40, you''re eighteen with 22 years experience.

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living.

On my 60th birthday my wife gave me a superb birthday present. She let me win an argument.

A well adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she''s going to exchange it for.

The most effective way to remember your wife''s birthday is to forget it once.

There is still no cure for the common birthday.

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents ... and only one for birthday presents, you know.

To think, when one is no longer young, when one is not yet old, that one is no longer young, that one is not yet old, that is perhaps something.

I never forget my wife''s birthday. It''s usually the day after she reminds me about it.

Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?

No wonder I''m unhappy - My twin forgot my birthday.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing '' Happy Birthday .''

We know we''re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

We know we''re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. .

Youth is a disease from which we all recover.

Wisdom doesn''t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

There is still no cure for the common birthday.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

No wise man ever wished to be younger.

First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.

We know when we''re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.