Most Shared Exams Wishes and Status Messages

Saccha dost wo hota hai,
Jo exam mein aap ke paas wali,
Window ke samne aake bole??
Abey kitna likhega??
jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai..

Waqt bhi sikhata hai,
aur teacher bhi..
Par dono mein fark hota hai,
Teacher sikha kar imtihan leta hai,
aur
Waqt imtihan lekar sikhata hai..!!

EXAM Aur SEX ke baad ladkiyan kaisa mehsoos karti hai!
1. Kitna LAMBA tha,
2. Kash thoda TIME aur mil jata,
3. Pehle DARR lag raha tha, par kitna EASY gaya.

Student's life:-

Whole year:

DISCO DEWANE AAH HAA..

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Last 2 days b 4 exam:

SHIRDI WALE SAI BABA AAYA HAI TERE DARR PE...

Forgot me na..??

Enjoying wid ur frnz so much that u actually forgot me....!


But I promse i'll meet u very soon, just wait
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Urs Lovingly
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University Exam..! :)

4 things boys do in the Exam Hall :
1. Counting the teachers in their row
2. Counting the fans & tubelights
3. Eating their pen
4. Thinking of studyin seriosly for the next exams.
4 things girls do in the Exam Hall :
1. Write
2. Write
3. Write
4. And Just Write....
Chahe aata ho ya na aata ho

Quote 4 students-
2 days before the exam-We refer foreign author
1 day before exam-We refer local author
On the day of exam-We r the authors

Students Attitude :-

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At The Time Of Exam Preparation:-

Ah V Ho Gya :D

Ah V Ho Gya ((:

Ah V Ho Gya xD

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In EXAM: Ah Ki Ho Gya :o

Kisi ne sach he kaha hai…

‘Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hain Door..
Wah Wah,
Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hain door….

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Wo Question Exam me ate hain Zaror.

In Rockstar-'toote hue dil se hi
Sangeet nikalta hai!!'....
In exams-'chhute hue chapter se hi
Questions nikalta hai!!

Height of technology:
A stunt writes all Ans as
and lastly he writes..
Ans. aer written in BAR CODE Format 2Protect from Being Copied.

How Many Likes For This Sentence...

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I Hate Exams.........

exam special shayri....
PYAASI NIGAHO SE JALTA RHA MERI CHAHAT KA DIYA....
kooch importamt bata de mere yaar mene abhi shuru bhi nahi kiya.....

Guzri hui exam ko yad na karna,
Answr sheet me kya likha uski fariyad na karna,
jo hoga vo hokar rahega
us tension me apna vacation barbad na
karna

This Is How We Feel While Doing An Exam: Tik Tok.. Tik Tok.. Mind Block.. Pen Stop.. Eyes Pop.. Full Shock.. Jaw Drop.. Times Up.. No Luck.. Oh F**K..!!

exam ka sabse hansi wala samay kaun sa hai
jab ham paper mai kuch nahi likhe ho aur teacher kahe apni copy chupao bagal wala dekh raha hai

If u cry on seeing d question paper it is an insult.
If ur teacher cries on seeing ur answer paper,
it is ur achievement...HAPPY EXams Days.

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya Munna Bhai karvaye ga?
All the best!

Agar question paper tuff lage
ya samajh me na aye to ek gehri saans lo aur zor se chillao
kamino fail hi karna he to exam kyo lete ho...!?

Engr's k dilo ki awaz...
Zndgi ka rukh mod denge,
Sari bndishen tod denge...
Ye sem jaise-taise pass ho jaye yar....
Nxt sem mein pakka fodd denge...

Latest Exam time song - "subah hone na de,
saath khone na de,
ek dusre ko hum sone na de" Warna
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. Milega zero... o O o o
Milega zero... o O o O :o

Two Reasons To Give
Exam …

1. You Can Spend 3 Hours
In Self Meditation. . .

2. You Can See Your Teachers
Being Bored … Who Usually
Bore You …

Na waqt hai itna k sylabus pura kiya jaye,
Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kiya jaye,
Na jane konsa dard diay hai is parhayi ny,
Na roya jaye or na soya jaye..

How 2 spend 3 hrs in exam hall?(2pm 2 5pm)
2:00-2:10 Write d reg. no. & sub.
2:10-2:40 Read carefuly d instruction givn
2:40-3:40 Read d que. paper twice
3:40-4:15 C if u undrstand any que.
4:15-4:20 Ask 4 water
4:20-4:50 Check wether u’ve filled all d details carefuly
Last 10 mins. relax!!!

papers ki roti notes ka achar
tubelite k kirne questions ki bahar
teachers ki dushmani dosto ka pyaar
so mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tehwar

STUDENT LYF
9am-wakeup
10am-breakfast
11am-thnkng 2 score 80%
1pm-lunch den sleep
5pm-t
6pm-thnkng 2 score 60%
9pm-diner
10pm-BHAGWAN BAS PAS KRDe

Exam k Paawan Mauke Pe Arz h-

Padhna-Likhna Tyag de Mitra,
Nakal se rakh Aas.
Odh Rajai So ja Beta,
Rab krega Pass.

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jab question paper ho out of control ,
answer sheet ko karke fold,
aeroplane bana ke bol ..
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all is fail!

Anatomy of Exams
Exams-Kalyug
Exminer-Bhoot
Question Papr-Paheli
Ans Paper-Kora Kagaz
Marks-Asambhav
Cheating-Aksar
Result-Sadma
All the best!