haris momin Wishes Collection

If u r sad, than sit on the rocks, open ur shoes and smel ur socks

Whenever any beautiful girl calls u "BHAI".

Never get upset..

"BHAI" is an abbreviation of:

B-Beautiful
H-Husband
A-Amongst
I-Ideals

So
keep making SISTERS!

MISSED CALL Means -

"M"Ost
"I"Nnovative
"S"Tylish
"S"Till
"E"Ffecti Ve
"D"Evice

"C"Onveying
"A"Pnapan
"L"Ove &
"L"Oneliness

What is da true meaning of 'Study' ???
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited tafreh
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning

H- apPy FeElInGs ShArEd

U- nIvErSaLlY wArM & fUzZy

G- rEaT 2 gIvE & 2 rEcEiVe

S- uRe 2 MaKe AnYoNe'S dAy

I hOpE tHiS
"HUG"
MaKeS uR dAy BrIgHtEr

Love is in the air, Love is on the earth. Love is the fire and Love is the water. It means the four elements have made LOVE. So all of u love and dont hate. Love u all

Koi dukh na ho
Koi gham na ho

Koi ankh kbhi purnm na ho

Koi dil kisi ka tore na
Koi sath kisi ka chore na
Bus pyar ki nadya behti ho

kash k Dunia aesi ho!

Meri mayt ko jab uthane ki baat hoge
Har ankh se Ansu ki barsat hogi
Aap muskra kr 1 phool rakh dena meri Hatheli pa,
Jate Jate apki koi nishani to sath hogi.

Sahil ki geeli rait pr
main ny us sy poocha,


tera mashgala kia hai?


US ny palkain jhuka kr


muskura kr,



mera 'Naam' likha aur mita dia...!!

Maine Kal Neend Se Pocha
Too Kyon Nahin Aati Mujh Gareeb K Pass

Neend Ne Kaha Kuch Soch K Zara
Main Tere Pass Rahoon

Ya Tere Naseeb KE Pass

Chaha na usne mujhe bas dekhta raha,
MERI zindagi se wo is tarha khailta raha,
Na utra kabi meri zindagi ki jheel mai,
BAS kinaray pr betha pathar phenkta raha.

Jis Ko B Dekha Usey Rota Huwa Paya He....
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MUHABBAT To Mujy Kisi Faqeer Ki Bad'Duaa Lagti He.

Prindy lot aye hn ghron ko,,
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Usy b lot ana chahiye tha..
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Bhla aisy b koi ruthta hy,,
*,":_:",*
Usy to bs bhana chahiye tha..!!

Height Of Bindaasness
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Keeping Reminder In Mobile That,

Exams Start Today, Attend It!!?

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai(Remix)

Exam Pas Aye Dil Gabhraye

UNIVERSITY Na Jane Kya Paper Banaye,

Abto Mera Pen Ruk Ruk K

Chalta He Kya Karu Haye

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

4 Years Of Study.

50 Gb Syllabus

50 Mb We Study

50 Kb We Remember

50 Bytes We Answer

Binary Marks Get

This Is Known As BRAIN EMPTY [B.E] ? (=

Jo exams ki wajah se ziada tension mai hai un k liye!!

Parhna likhna chhor paray,
Nakal pe rakh aaass,
Utha razayi aur so ja buchay,
Rab krega PASS.

What Is A Fear? ? ?

Fear Is The Deep, Wrenching Feeling In Your Stomach When Pages Of Your Book Still Smell New & Just Few Hours Left For Your Exams. !

NEW Xam Pattern::

General Students ::Ans All The Ques..

OBC :: Ans Any Ques?.

SC :: Just Read All Ques

ST :: Thanx For Cuming To Exams?

dAd: eXam ki tAyAri hO gAyi puttAr ?

sOn: ji dAd, shOes kO pOlish kyA, peN mein iNk dALA, UnifOrm irON kiyA, skoOl bAg reAdy kiyaA

aAb sirF pAdnA baAki hAi

Aitbar rakhna meri dosti pe,

Hum akhir tak dosti nibhaeinge,

Zarurat pari agar dosti mein IMTEHAN dene ki,

To

To

Exam ap dena,

Pharry hum pohchaeinge

Na waqt hai itna k sylabus pura kiya jaye,
Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kiya jaye,
Na jane konsa dard diay hai is parhayi ny,
Na roya jaye or na soya jaye..

80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On

The Lectures You Missed

And

The Books You Didn?t Read ? ;->

How True ?

EXAM ANTHEM

Hum honge Kamyab, hum honge All Pass ek din,
Hoho? likhte he bakwas,
fir b he vishwas, result hoga jhakas,
hum honge All Pass
Ek Din.

Guzray Hoay Exam Ko Yaad
Na Karna,

Answr Sheet Mein Jo Likha Hai
Uski Fariyad Na Karna,

Jo Hoga Wo To Hoga,

Uski Fikar Mein Apnay
Holidays Barbad
Na Karna.

Law Of Answering In
"If U Can't Convince Someone, Confuse Them!"

Do U Know Which Law It Is?

This Is "Law Of Answering In Examination"...:-)

Hawaon Ne Rukh Hai Badla

Chehron Pe Udasi Chaye Hai

Kahan Pehle Paties, Fries or Hath Main Pepsi Thi

Ab To Bas Notes, Pani Ka Glass or Yeh Parhai Hai. .

Book Khulty Hi Exam Ka Sama Hota Hai,
Aise Mausam Me Hi Tou Dimag Khrab Hota Hai,
Dimag Ki Batain Paper Pe Nhn Ati,
Ye Fsana Tou Mark Sheet Pe Bayan Hota Hai :p

Exam se pehle kudrat se ye dua karein:
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Ya Allah ess wari paas kara de, agLi waari naal naal parha ga
:-)

When I Give U a Message,,
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When I Give U a Message,,
May Be U Smile :->

But When U Give Me a Message,,
I Kiss My Mobile!!