Most Shared Flirt Wishes and Status Messages

If you drop me, I’ll break.
If you hold me, I’ll shake. If you need me, I’ll hurry.
If you don’t call me, I’ll worry. If you hurt me, I’ll cry.
But if you leave me, I’ll die

If They Miss You, They’ll Call You.
If They Want You, They’ll Tell You.
‘n
If They Care, They’ll Show You.
If Not, They’re Not Worth Your Time
Because
You’re Obviously Not Worth Theirs.. !

Aaj socha ki sms kya bheju
aap muskurain aisa paighaam kya bheju,
koi phool toh mujhe maloom nahi,
jo khud gulshan ho use gulaab kya bheju…

Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife.... Girl : Ohhh... What's Your Wife's Name? Boy : I'm Not Married Yet... ;-) Moral : Learn New Methods To Propose.. ! :)

I'm not sure what life could bring..
I'm not sure if dreams come true,
I'm not sure what love can do..
But am very sure about one thing
'I love you and love you a lot'.

Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?

Nahi pata kya?
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Ek No. ke CHOR,
jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.

When Someone Gets Angry With You
And Says...
I Will Never Talk To You...
And Later Comes Back To Inform
You...
I AM STILL ANGRY

My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left…
ICU
Or
U C Me.

Never get tired of doing little things to others,
bcoz sometimes those little things may mean so much to them.
That is why I wont get tired of sending my little Hiii to you.

MindBlowing Flirt: Boy: '
Hey do you like water?
Girl: 'Yeah...' Boy: 'Good, then you already like 70% of me.' :-P ;-)

Your Lips Look So
Sweet, Just One Kiss And I Swear I
Could Give Up Sugar For Life! =D

I looked at a flower 'n thought it was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen till I met you.. !

If you delete this sms.
You love me,
If you keep it,
You want me,
If you ignore it,
You adore me,
If you send it back,
You can’t live without me Now what will u do? Tell me !!

I love all stars in sky,
but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!

Grl : I don't like the way u keep staring at me

Boy : AND I like the way u notice me doing that.. :)

A line from true lover...

Main Jitni Baar Bhi Flirt Karne Ki Koshish Karta Hoon..
Utni Baar Hi.....
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Sacha piyar ho jata hai.....

Girl-Na chedo ladkiyo ko paap hoga,
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Kal tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga..
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Boy-khuda kare teri baat sachi ho,
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Jo mujhe papa kahe wo teri bachi ho !!...

I’m not flirting ..
I’m just being extra nice to
someone who is extra attractive.

New style of proposing

Boy: can i take a photo.

Girl: why?

Boy: just wanted 2 show my children How their mom looked in Her younger age. . . =P;->

BOY-excuse me
GIRL-yes
BOY-R U a dictionary???
GIRL-NO
BOY-but should be a dictionary coz U have given meaning to my LIFE..

One Of The Best Moments In Life Is Wen,
"U See Ur Yellow Rose Turning Red Rose",
Hard 2 Understand????

So Read Again..



"Ur Frnd Turns Into Ur Luv"

Every morning I wake up with a smile on my face and happy because I know I'll see you.

I lie on the ground,
and stare in2 space,
the stars start to move,
into the shape of your face.

Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.

You deserve the world jaan. But unfortunately I can't give you that. What I can do is give you the next best thing. My world.

Don't ever flirt with someone whom you don't want to be with.. because in the middle of that flirting stuff, falling in-love happens.,.

Sometimes the world give me so many reasons 2 hate it bt whnever dat happns i just stop & think of u & see how can i hate dis world whn u r a part of it.

Hi, I’m lost in your eyes; can you give me the directions to your heart?

Never get tired of doing little things to others, coz sumtimes those little things may mean so much to them. That's why I won't get tired of sending my little Hi to U.

I have a present for you, but I need to borrow your arms for wrapping paper.