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Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!
Short Poem for A Wife:
She is the apple of my eye
The reason that I live,
She is all that I could wish for
My heart to her I give.
New style of proposing a girl
"Can I borrow a coin?"
"I told my mom that I wil phone her wen I met d girl of my dreams"
Tujh ko aapni jaan ka salam likhenge,
dil ki kitab mein arman likhenge,
kash hum ko mil jaye asman ki hukumat,
sitaro ke jagah par tera naam likhenge
A man was dead n his soul was taken 2 heaven,
God was shocked 2 c his heart beats.
Man replied "only I am dead bt my lover still live in my heart"
Teri mohabbat se mujhe inkar nahi
kaun kehta he jaan mujhe tujse pyar nahi
tujse wada he sath nivane ka
par mujhe apni sanso pe aitbar nahi
Most romantic words by a lover
"shud I love god more dan u as he showed u 2 me?
of shud I love u more dan god as u showed me wat god is..?"
boy n gal walking in d park
boy-can i hold ur hand
gal-y? do u think i wud run away?
boy-no jst wanna c how it feels walking in heaven wid an ANGEL
I can nvr let my heart break,
if it beats 4u,
i can nvr let my smile fade, if it smiles 4u.
I can nvr let my love end, if its 4u..
Whats Karan Johar up to?K3G: Love ur parents.KHNH: Love ur neighbors.KANK: Luv others wife.& nowDostana: Love the Same Gender!
What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"andEvery word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"
A depressed person got connected 2 a call center in Pakistan.He said he was on the verge of suicide.They got excited and askd...Can u fly a plane...?!--
loyal & faithful partner can really bring wonders in one's life.But these kinda species r disappearing frm d face of planet.
Technology Impact: Dad emails: Dear son, How r u, ur mom and i are fine & v miss u lot,Plz turnoff ur PC & cum downstairs for dinner..
ll married men say after yrs of marriage that,My marriage is made of trust & understanding.She doesn't trust me & I dont understand her
Girl To Her Boy Friend:Darling, Do You Know Handsome N Smart Boys Always Get Stupid Girl Friends.Boy: Thanks For The Compliment, Darling
ONCE UPON A TIME a LEGEND loved sending messages n FOOLS enjoyed reading them, now the LEGEND is back and the History continues..!! Anyways
|| Height OfSelf-Confidence ||Teacher ToStudent:"You Are Late ...?"Student:"Late .. !!!Who Me ... ?No Way Sir ! I'm Alive..."
Gajini Dekhne K Baad Ye Ehsas Hua Ki Hum B Aamir Khan Se Kuch kum Nhi Hai Hum BiBi Ki Sunte H Samjte H Fir 15 Min Baad Sab Bhul Jate Hai.
Kabhi Kehta Tha Dost Hamara Ek Jaan Bhi Maango To Hazir Hai Aaj Apni GF Ko Jaan Kehta Hai, Aur Maango To Inkaar Karta Hai
Fact of Millennium Whnevr u Throw a Stone in d Streets of Chennai or Banglore,It'll Surely HitA Dog...or..An ENGINEER!
Women claim that all gud men are married, while all wives complain about their lousy husbands.This proves that there is no such thing as a gud man!
Sweetest Kiss is on forehead,Laveliest Kiss is on cheeks,Romantic Kiss is on Lips,And Hottest kiss is on..Guess..On Bikes Silencer!
Eating rotten fruit, Sleeping near drainage, Dog biting twice, Travelling in govt bus..r a million times better than believing a Girl.
Lakh koshish karu bhulane ki,magar 1 baat reh reh kar sathati hai.Teri grl frnd rakhti kai karva choth,or har baar umar meri kyu badh jati hai.
Height of Unemployment Board in Frnt of a Reputed Software Company"BEGGARS WITH PLATE & FRESHERS WITH RESUME N0T ALLOWED!!!"
A devoted husband is one who thinks of his wife while sleeping with others, rather than thinking of others while sleeping with his wife!
Ek aadmi ne apne dono hatho me ghadi pehni aur uski maut ho gai,Kyo? Kyoki, woh DO ghadi ka mehman tha.