Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 14

1980 lover
mere pyar ki umar ho itni sanam tere nam p suru tere nam p khatam

2012 lover
mere pyar ki umar ho itni sanam
morning s suru or evng m khatam
next day line mare new item

Research Says That:
Girls Take 3 Days To Judge A Boy,
Whether She Likes Him Or Not.

But Boys Take Only Three Seconds..!!

1st Second: Kya Ladki Hai Yaar
2nd Second: Mast Hai Yaar
3rd Second: Bhai Mujhe Pyar Ho Gaya

Life me ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna.
Cream Biscuits mei Cream hota hai,
par
Tiger Biscuits mei Tiger nahi hota..!! ;hahaha

1 day a star said 2 me: y do u msg ur frnz who dn't miss u n msg u?

I lookd up n said:
Beta apna kaam kar..
Star ban,
Star plus ki bahu mt ban!!:)

Pani me tarne ki 'Machhli' ki style,
Hawame udne ki 'POPAT ki style,
Naya msg bhejne ki 'HAMARI' style OR
'MAFAT me msg padhne ki TUMHARI style..

3 Idiots Best Line – “Neend ke piche mat bhago.Agar bhagna hai to padhai ke peeche bhago.Neend jhak mar ke tumhare peeche aayegi!.

Old Generation:
"Neki kar, Dariya mein daal"
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New Generation:
"Kuch bhi kar, Facebook pe daal"

kya aapko malum hai k ladkiya chhoti chhoti bato pe kyu ruth jati hain...??
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kyuki Dharmendra ji ne kaha hai k...
"koi haseena jab ruth jati hai to aur bhi haseen ho jati hai"

aaj rat ko 12 baje k baad... :O
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1 baje ga ... :D
hahhahhahaha

Mazak ki b ek Had hoti hai,
YAAR
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Main Ladki k saath date par tha
or mera dost ne uske saamne aakar bola
" Kal wali Zyada achi thi yar

Ache dost takiye ki tarhan hote hien

musibat mien seeney se laga lo
tanhai mien sir rakh ker ro lo
khushi mien galay se laga lo"
or
gussay mien laat bhi maar sakte ho

*Story of Every Student*

Umeedo Wali Dhoop,

Sunshine Wali Aasha.

Padhne Ki Wajah Kam Hain,


Soney Ke Bahane
Zyada

10th stud-Board me failure ki vajah se suicide

12th-PCM me % kam hone ki vajah se suicide
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ENGG- UNEXPECTEDLY PASS hone ki over excitement se heart fail..

Bahut Afsos ho raha hai un ladke ladkiyon pe jo bechare
Raat ko kambal mein chhup k msgs karte the
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Ab karo chhup k msgs.
Haye garmi.

Agar main sms Na karu,
Reply NA Karu,
ya Miss call Na kar pau,
To Samjh Lena "SMS Ka Raja" Aaram Farma Raha H!!
Par "PRAJA" Apni seva jari rakhe...

Kisi shayar ne kaha zindagi ek lamba safar hai,
Kisi aashiq ne kaha zindagi ek mushkil paheli hai,
Arre dosto zindagi ka arth toh sirf voh bata sakta hai,
Jiski shaadi ke baad bhi koi saheli hai!!!

?6 chidiya 1 Ped Par bethi thi 1 hunter ne Ped pr shoot kiya
5 chidiya ud gyi, par 1chidi wahi bethi rahi
Kyu?

bas.......... ? Nakhre h Madam K......!!

2 lovrs in pizza hut.
Ldka:kya khaogi.?
Ldki:
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"kachori mangwa lo"
Moral: Govt scHool ki ldkiya ptaoge to aisa hi hoga......

Girl friend chahe jaisi ho...

Awara
Pagal
Diwani
Luchi
Lafangi
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par jab uska sms aata hai to labo pe muskan zaroor aati hai aur dil kehta hai
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Tedi Hai Par Meri Hai.

Ek cinema hall ka malik gandhi ji ka bada fan tha isliye usne apne cinema hall ka naam rkha Gandhi ki dhoti

mujhe wo kehti hai ki tumhari jindegi ko main jannat bana dungi ....banani to use "MAGGI" bhi nahin aati ,

confidence to dekho logo ki ....

Boy or Girl TENT lga k so gye..................:-) ?
? Girl ki ankh khuli usne boy ko kha Asman ki tarf dekh ?
Boy- ? Asman khubsurat h ?

Girl- ? arre majnu ki aulad....... Tent chori ho gya..........!..!

1 Maa ki request us k dono Beton tak pahuchayein...

"Beta Ramesh....
Beta Suresh....
Pitaji ki patloon ek bilaang choti ho gyi ho..
to..
ghar a jao."

aaj ka cool vichaar...agar behti huyi naak ko "SURRRR" Karke upar chadha liya jaye to.............rumal hamesha saaf rahta h...

ek Maa ki request us k dono Beton tak pahuchayein... "Beta Ramesh.... Beta Suresh.... Pitaji ki patloon ek bilaang choti ho gyi ho.. to.. ghar a jao beta...

Yeh Theek Nahi hai Jitni Baar Bhi Flirt Karne Ki Koshish Karta Hoon.Utni Baar Hi.......... ?
? Pyar Ho Jata Hai Sachhi Wala.....:-) ?

Har kamyab admi ke pichhe 1 Aurat hoti hai,
Jo use itna pareshan karti hai ki..
Wo dukhi hokar
Apne kam me itna busy ho jata hai ki..
Kamyabi khud uske kadam chumti hai.

Vat lag gayii vale expression :

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When u call ur frnd on his mobile nd say,

"Abey kamine..kha mar gya..??"

And ans is
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Beta,wo to bahar gaya hai.!

Agar aap ki Girlfriend
S-mart
I-ntelligent
S-weet
T-alented
E-motional
R-omantic
hai to aap short mein use
SISTER bhi keh sakte hain..!!

which is fastest mode of transport..??


Daya ka thappad..!!


one slap and
HE+CRIMINAL+ENTIRE CID TEAM transported to CID office in a second...!!!