Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 15

Finaly hamara break up ho gaya hai......





Me&my




Books





Qki




Ham ek doosre ko samajh nahi paye

Boy-Tumhari kameez Fati Hui Hai.
Girl-Nahi, Ye Fashion he

Boy-Achchha, Khud Faado toh Fashion,
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Hum Faade Toh POLICE STATION ??..

Challange 4 All:
Ye Kam Koi B Nhi Kar Skta

Agar Kr Ly To I Promise.Me Usky Number Par 500 ka Load Krwaon Ga.

Wo Kam Hy


Mery
Number
Pay
1000
Ka Load krwana.!

Aaj Kal Tere Khyaalo Me Rehta Hu Busy,
Wah Wah..
Aaj Kal Tere Khyaalo Me Rehta Hu Busy,
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Get Super fast Internet With PTCL Evo 3G...

kaun banega crorepati
5 crore ka sawaal
wo dono kaun hain???
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jo nokia mobile onn karne par haath milate hain???????

1 Baccha Potty karne khule me gaya

Waha 1 PIG baitha tha
PIG ko dekhkar baccha waha se bina potty kiye jane laga

PIG chillaya
Saadda Haqq.
Etthe Rakkhh.

Girls KY PROBLEM:

Simple Boy Pasand Nhi

Modern Boy Haan Nhi krta

Smart boy Milta Nhi
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"ME" In Chakkaro Mein PartA Nhi...

dur se Dekha to baris ho rhi thi,
dur se Dekha to baris ho rhi thi.....
dur se Dekha to baris ho rhi thi...
Aage gaya to Bij gaya...

sach ka saamna
jawab sirf haan ya naa me dena hoga?
aap k liye ek sawal :--

kya aap ne bhikari ke kathore se chillar churana chod diya ?

himmath hai to reply do

'Wanted' revised...
Salman- ek bar jo mene commitment kar di uske bad to mai...
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Sirf Rajnikant ki hi sunta hu.

jee karta hai tere paas aoon,
tere paas aakar ruk jaaoo,
na baithu .... na bolu....
bas teri aankh me santre ka chilka nichod ke bhag jaun..........

1 neem ke ped ka phol lo,
use 15 min 1 gilaas pani rakne ke baad pee lo or 5 min tak aaram karo,




jab kanjusi ka kida mar jaye to fir 2-4 sms kar dena.

Height Of Sadness.
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A Boy Is Listening to a Extremely Sad Song.
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And Thinking,
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Kaun Si Waali Ko Yaad Karoon Yaar...

Kya Bindaas hava chal rahi hai,
birdy gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shayaane log SMS kar rahe hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain

Har rat hum tumhe yaad karte kiya hai,
sitaro me tumhe dekha karte hai,
lekin hamare khwabo me mat aana tum
kyuki hum bhoot se dara karte hai…

Ek bache se ek aadmi ne uski age puchi..

Bache ne kaha GHAR par 14 saal

SCHOOL mein 12 saal

TRAIN mein 7 saal

Aur

Facebook pe 18 saal!!!

Namaskar! Yeh hamari faltu SMS sewa he.
Isme hum logo ko waqt bewaqt pareshan kiya karte hein.
Is sewa ka labh uthane ke liye shukriya.
Ab aap apna kaam kariye….

LOVE V/S DAARU

LOVE- PAGAL
DAARU- MOD FRESH

LOVE - NIND NAHI
DAARU- MAST NIND

LOVE - 1DATE K 2000/-

DAARU EK BOTEL 300/-

LOVE= SABKI SUNO
DAARU = P K SUNO

FAISHLA AAPKA...............

Ghalib se ek dost ne kaha-
"Jo sharab peete hain unki dua qubool nahi hoyi"
Ghalib bole-'Jinhe sharab mil gayi unhe duaa ki zarurat nahi hoti"..

CHEERS..!!

aapka bolona
aapka chalna
aapki ankhein
aapka chehra
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uff...!! masha allah


kisi ek ko toh theek kar lo

what is mobile?
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dhoond rahe ho na...|||
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to fir hath me kya hai?
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chappal?
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ajeeb ajeeb tubelight rehta he
is duniya me..

Ab tek meri life khuli bottle thi
Jis main se sub perfume ki terha ur jata tha
aap k aane se sub kuch ruk gaya hai

khuda kare aap jaisa dhkken sub ko mile

Physics ki 1 theory hai jske mutabik kuch awazen aesi hoti hen jinse dil ki dharkan tez hojati hen...jese
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oye net laga result agya

Admi jo hamesha hasta rehta h usko "HUS-MUKH" kehte h To sawal ye h k jiska hasna blkul band ho gaya ho usko kya kehte h?
HUS-BAND!

'Rockstar'' : "Toote Hue Dil Se Hi
Sangeet
Nikalta Hai"
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'' Students '' : "Unread
Syllabus
Se Hi Paper Nikalta Hai"

1 Admi Mayyat Wali Bus Mai Ja Raha Tha To Logo Ny Ossy Bohat Maara ...
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Admi Ny Awaz Lagadi O Chacha

" Sheela Ki Jawani "

Laga Do Saffar Acha Guzry Ga

Bhojpuri msg sirf ap K liye..

TuHar CheHra PHULWA K Smaan

TuHar HASNA PhuLwa K Smaan

TuHar NAAK,KAAN,BAAL Sb PhuLwa K Smaan

Or PHULWA Hmaar BHAINSWA ka nam..

Kambal aur razai ko karo maaf,
Cooler Aur A.C kar lo saaf,
Apne Nature Mein rakho NARMI,
Meri Taraf se Aapko

' HAPPY-GARMI'

Guru-Kamine Dost Se Bach K Raho

Boy-Par Kamine Dost Ka Pata Kaise Chalega

Guru-Sare Dosto Ko Msg Karo, Jo Reply Na De Samajh Lo Wahi Kamina Hai.

Facebook ek Mandir hai
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Page ek Murti hai
Status prasad hai
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status Update karne wala Pujari hai
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status padhne wala bhagt hai
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status padhke "LIKE" na kare ....
Wo mandir k bahar baitha
BIKHARI Hai