Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 18

What is the diffrence between man and monkey ?
Very simple... Monkey 'dal pe' kudta hai aur
Man 'dal ke' kudta hai..

Ek Ladki Ka Dard
Kaash woh jaan maang lete to woh bhi de deti
haste haste,
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Par bewafa ne
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"FACEBOOK KA PASSWORD" maang liya,
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Bus Ho gaya breakup...!

Daaru peene ke liye kisi ko force nahi karna chahiye.


baad me apne liye kam pad jaati hai........

SHAYARI OF A THIEF!
Mobile Night Plans Ne To Hume Bhuka Mar Diya He
Dosto
Jis Ghar Mein Chori k Liye Jao Koi Na Koi Aashiq Jag Raha Hota He

Aaj Mere Phon Aur Sim Card Ki Shadi Ki Salgira Hai,
Abhi Inbox Mein Choti Si Party Rakhi Hai,
Toh Aap Sms Bhej Ke Party Me
Shamil Ho Jao Njoy De Party...

Boys ke Dil ki sabse badi khwaish..!..!..??
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Khud kitne bhi bade kamine honge,
par Ladki shareef chahiye...!:

Dard Dene Se Mohhbatt Badhti He
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Ye Keh Kar Wo Meri Ungli Darwaze Me Fasa Gayi.
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" Aaaeeii

Kari Jao
Kari Jao
Kari Jao
Kari Jao
Besharmon Ki Tarah
SMS Receive Kari Jao
Kabhi Reply Na Kerna!!!

Rajnikant Garba ki Raat Dhol Baja raha tha...
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Thodi der Baad ek Alien Dharati per Aaya or Bola-

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Bhai Mere Bete ka kal Exam he, Thoda Dheere :

KOI TUMHE BOLE U R CRAZY, DON'T BE ANGRY KOI BOLE U R STUPID B COOL YAAR GUSSA MAT HONA PAR AGAR KOI BOLE U R SMART MAAR SALE KO MAJAK KI BHI HAD HOTI HAI.

what is Tension?

1 sundar ladki ne apse lift mangi

Raste me uski tabiyat kharab ho gayi

Aap use hospital le gaye

Dr.Bola-Aap baap banne wale ho

HO GAYI TENSIOn

Apna dimag test karna hai to: ..Apna sir cow k muh k aage karo.Agar cow door jaye to samjho GOBAR hai AUR Agar paas aye to samjho ke BHUUSA hai.

The awkward moment when your mom says.!
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" Haye mera shareef bacha" :p hahahahaha....

RAHUL GANDHI-mai desh k maujuda halat se bahut chintit hoon..

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MERE KAMAANE KI BARI AAI TO SAALE BHRASTACHAR HI BAND KAR RHE HAIN..

Wo aaj bhi sardi me tithur rahi hai doston..

Mene ek bar us se bas itna kaha tha k
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Sweater k bina Katrina Kaif lagti ho.: )

Said By True Lover

"I Dont Hate You But I Cant Love You"
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"Tu Itni Khoubsurat Nahi Kay Tum Say Shadi Kar Loon.
Per Tu Itni Burie Bhi Nahi K Time Pass Na Kar Sakoon

what is another pain full sentence other than
"I Hate You"
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KITNE MARKS AAYE...!
By God...Dil toot sa jata hai....!

Students attitude -

Samandar se bolo apne lehrain smbhal k rakhy
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kyu k zindagi mai toufan lany k liye hamry results he kafi hain :->

Zindgi Me
"Girl Frnd" Banana B Bahut Zaruri Hai..
Pucho Q?
QKi..
Zindgi Me Khushya Hi Sab Kuch Nhi Hoti
Gam Bhi Zaruri Hai Dost.

Ghar me practice karna:

1. Ek angoor lo
2. Hath me pakro
3. Ab apne danto k beech me rakho
4. Ab ahista se sheeshe me dekho

WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR.:-

wo kah kar gayi
k hamara wait karna
jamana bit gaya o
aai hi nai aur hum aaj bhi weight
machine liye intezar kar rahe hai....

AAp ke liye khush khabri..
Subah Subah ab toilet jane ki Zarurat nahi,
Q ki..
Ab HUGGIES Sirf Rs. 20 mein..
COME ON INDIA
KARLO TOILET CHADDI MEIN..

Aasmaan pr udte hue parindey se kisi ne poocha.....
kya tumhe zammen par girne ka daar nai ....
usne gaur se use dekha aur kaha....
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shakl changi nhi gal ta changi kr......

duniya ke sach:-
1.aap khu8li aankho pe sabun nahi laga sakte.
2.aap apne baal nhi gin sakte.
3.jeebh bahar ho to saans nhi le sakte.
ab jeebh andar kar lo stupid lag rahe ho.

If we both exchange one rupee, we have one rupee.
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if we both exchange one good thought, we have two good thoughts... :)
wooww.......em kinna wadddda Genius naaa :)
thnku thnku

Jab koi ladki Ghar se Bhag jane ki Dhamki De To Uske Maa-Baap ko chahiye ki
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Use Ganji kr K Baitha de.6 Mahine Tak Bhagne ka naam nhi legi.......

Jina sirf mere liye"
Ye sms tere liye"

Kabhi khushi kabhi gum"
Sms na honge kam"

Fir hera feri"
Ab sms ki bari teri"

Kabhi alvida na kahna"
Hamesha sms karte rehna.

Double vaat!!!

Mazak ki bhi koi haad hoti hai yaar

mai ek ladki ke saath date maar raha tha
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Aur mera dost uske samne aakar bola

kal wali zayda achi thi ;)

hum aapko khone nhi denge,
apne se juda kbi hone nhi denge,
aaj hi bhijwa rahe hai 10,000 macher,
jo raat bhar aapko sone nhi denge

Har Koi Pochta He Karte Kya Ho Tum,
Unhe lagta hain Jese mohabbat Koi Kaam Hi Nhi hain