Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 17

Apne Baarey May Kabhi bura mat socho,,
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kyu ki uske liye Uper wale ne hamare rishtedaar, padosiyo or aas paas ke logo ko pura theka diya hai,,
Isliye bindaas jiyo,, tension lene ka nhi dene ka,,,

Kya aap jante hain k dunya mai sab se intelligent kon hai???



















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to ho nhi skte










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KOI AUR HI HOGA

Up coming movies
1. Jab we chat
2. Namastey Facebook
3. Hum aapke hai mutual friend
4. 7 gaali maaf
5. Hum like kar chuke sanam
6. Kabhi relationship kabhi single
7. meine poke kyo kiya
8. mere brother ki profile

5Œ4 jiski height ho,

Jeans jiski tight ho, Chehara jiska bright ho,

Weight mein thodi light Ho, Umar me difference slight ho,

Thodi si woh quiet ho, Aisi apni Wife ho.

Faraz Was Driving Heavy Bike Achanak Larkian Samny A Gaen To Arz Kia
Ankhon Me Rakhta Hoon Me Apki Yadon K Deep
Hat Jao Kurio
Peep
Peep
Peep
Peep.

Woh taaza thanda paani…
Woh khushbudar saabun…
Bathroom shampoo ki bottle se saja hua…
Arre yaar…
Tum kya jano…
Ki…
Roz nahane mein kya mazaa hai.

The Awesome Lines From School Days...
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"OYE! Tune Homework Kiye.... ? ?

"Nahi"

"Chal Sahi Hai Phir Sath Mein Bahar Nikalenge..

Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Main ijhar mohabat kar ke thak gaya,
Tab pat chala sali yeh toh behri hai.

Kaash Facebook pe “Add as a girlfriend” ka option hota

Saala propose karne ka panga hi khatam Accept kar liya to maan gayi nahi to

facebook pe kaun si ladkiyo ki kami hai…

Kehtay Hain K Insan 'Pyar' Kiye Baghair Nahi Reh Sakta
Lekin
Mera Zaati Khayal Hay K
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Msg Pora Parhe Baghair Bi Nahi Reh Sakta

Ladki ka dil
Pani ki tarah hota he... aur
Ladke ka Dil Mobile ki tarah hota he...
chahe mobile pani me gire ya pani mobile pe, barbad to Mobile hi hota he

Back Bencher Boy 2 A Girl:
Chalo Ek Bar Phir Se
Ajnabi Banjaen Hum Dono
Girl Look Behind And Replied:
Pehle Konsa Tu Meri Phupo Ka Larka Hai
Chal Nikal Shabash

Dedicated To PAKKE FRNDZ :
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Tum kisi aur ke liye honge jaanu, sweet heart, darling, ya baby, babu.
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Mere liye to tum Kutte the, Kamine ho aur Haramkhor hi rahoge..!! ;)

Teacher To KG Kid:
How Many Months Are
There In A Year . . .?

Kid: 12

Teacher: Wow ... How
Do You Know ... ?

Kid: Baara Mahine Mein
Bara Tareeke Se Tujh Ko
Pyar Jatao'n Ga Re ...

DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA ...

Kya Aankhen hain kya
zulf hai khy chehra tum
ne paya hai,


Aisa lagta hai jasy
Peepal k per se bhoot
utar k aya hai,

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Bura laga?
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To vapis char jao.;->

Bahut Dard Hota Hai Jab
Teacher Bolta Hai Ki Tumhara
Or Tumhare Aage Waale Ka
Answer Ek Hai...
Tab Dil Se Aawaz Aati Hai...
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To Saale Sawaal Bhi To
Ek Hi Tha

Q: Shadi mein dulhe ke saath Barati kyu jate hai?

A: Kynki bade kehte hai ki kisiki khushi mein jao na jao par musibat mein zarur jana chahiye.

Dooooooooooor se dekha to kitaben pari thin,
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Qareeb jane ka to sawaal hi peda nahi hota....

Kisi per trust karo to us bachay ki tarah jis ko ap hawa me uchalo to wo darta nahi,

Kyon k wo janta hai k nechay
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Kamran Akmal nahi hai

Awara ladko se jada kismat wale
to Gali k kutte hote hai...
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kam se kam ladki palat palat k
dekhti toh hai, aa raha hai
kya ..

Height Of Fashion:
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3 Year Old Baby Telling His Mum

''Mom Pamper Zara Neechay Bandhain Baggy Look Aata Hai'' =P

Gusse Ka Aana "Mard" Hone K Nishani
Hai...
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Magar...
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Gusse Ko Pee Jana
"Husband" Hone Ki Nishani
Hai...!!

khub jamega rang jab mill baithengey teen yaar
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mai
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Danda padega


agar BAGPIPER ka khayal bhi aaya......!

SIRF "DESI-DARU.......

Depresion of a single boy-
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Koi mujh par emotional atyachar ka loyality test hi karwa le
Kam se kam 5din k liye koi to milegi.

Choose any no.
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&
den

i'll tell u






nothng..




Tum logon ko to CHASKA hi pad gya h..

Mai kya octopus baba hoon!

After 7 Days!

After 159 Hrs!

After 16890 Mins

After 1015200seconds!

Sub Log.....
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Jo Bhi Karen, Ap Ko Kya Taklef Hai?
Aap Apna Kam Karein

Saadi mai dulhan ko gungat mai,
Kyo rekha jaata hai..?
Nhi pata...?
Socho socho...!!
Taki kisi ke muh se ye na nikl jaye ki,
Abe ye to meri girlfriend hai.

AapKo Meri Kon C Aadat BURI Lagti Hai?

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Reply Keeta Tay
Teri Khair Nai.

what is ''143''

I love you?
NO

I Miss you?
NO

I like you?
NO

143 means ''ONE HUNDRED FORTY THREE''

maa baap ne kitni umeed se parhaya tha nalaiko ...

Wo konsa essa saanp hai
jis k kaatne se sath wala insan kush hota hai . . .




Nai pata ?


Bilkul nai ?



Ludo wala SAANP