Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 8

Whats Wife.?
Wife Langar k Parshad k Jaisi
hoti hai.Jis me Chahte huye b
koi Nukks Nhi Nikal
sakte,Shhradha Or Majburi k
sath Chup Chaap khaye Jao

2 pyar krne wale Jangal me kho gye.
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Jangal me khoye hai.
Yaha kyu dhund rhe ho.
Faltu kaam to tumse kitne hi krwa lo.

Aapki dosti ki roshni itni h.
Ki har taraf ujala hi ujala nazar aata h,
Sochte h ki ghar ki bijli katwa de
Aur
Holder me aapko Latka de:-

ye joke padhoge to haste-2
pet me dard ho jayega.
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islia bheja hi nahi.
kahi kuch ho jata to.

4 ghante gf ka wait krne k bad ladke ne arz kia....
imtehaan ho gae intezaar ki.
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maa ki aaaankhh
aise pyaar ki..!!

Haseno ko apna DIL na dena
DIL k jazbat ye kya janegi
Kndhe ka dupata to smbhalta nhi
Hamara DIL kya "khakh"
sambhalegi

Tute hue dil se hi sangeet nikilta hai..
Rockstar
Jo hum nhi padte hai usi syllabus se hi paper nikalta hai.. - student

Awesum fact...
Colleges and school ko log "swarg" bolte he....
Hmmm....
tabhi toh bujurg log kehete hai ke
"jodiya SWARG me banti hai

Agar Koi Hume Achha Lagta Hai Toh
Acha Wo Nai
AchHe Hum Hai..
Aur Agar Koi Hume Bura Lagta Hai Toh
Jaan Lo Ki
Bura Wohi Hai..
Kyuki huM Toh Achhe H na..

Ek Din Galib scooter se ja rhe the.
Samne 1 bacha aa gaya to Galib ne farmaya -
"Aankho me jal rhe he unki yado k deep...
Hat jao chotu,
Peep...peep...peep

Thought of tomorrow:-
kisi se koi cheez maango to aise maango jese apne baap ki thi. . .
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Aur nahi mili to soch lena konsa apne baap ki thi..

LOVE LETTER V/s EXAM PAPER
Love:
Hazaro khayal aate hain jinhe shabdo me nahi likh pate
Or
Exam:
Hzaro shabd likhne padte h jo khyalo me bhi nahi aate.

@Philosophy of girls:
Flirt wit attractive boy,
Frnshp wit smart boy,
Luv wit Sincere boy,
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Marriage wit
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AAP JESA THIK SAMJo PAPA:-)

Please forward this touching msg from a Mother to her Sons it could help her reunite with her Lost Children.. "Beta Ramesh, Beta Suresh agar Pitaji ki patlun do bilaang chhoti ho gayi ho to ghar aa jao...Pitaji yunhi ghum rahe hai."

Bhagwan apko dher sari girlfriend de,
Jo MAYAWATI jaisi sunder,
JAYLALITA jaisi slim,
MAMTA BANERJI jaisi shaant,
aur
PRATIBHA PATIL jaisi jawan ho..,..

Jivan me ek baat yaad RAKHNA . . .

Aansu PONCHNE wale bahut milenge

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Naak PONCHNE wala koi nahi milega,

SO hamesa RUMAL rkhna...!!

1bar 1ladki sunsan gali me akeli ja rahi thi.1 Ladka samne aya
dono bilkul pas aa gaye
ladka side ho gaya
ladki chali gayi
Moral:Sab tere tarah kamine nehi hote

Research kehti hai ki ladkian ladkon se zyada mehnati hoti hai

Aapko pata hai kaise......??

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Nahi pata

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Main bata deta hoon aapko

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Kyun ki

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100 mein se 10 Larkia’n naturally khoobsurat hoti hai

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Aur baki

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Apni Mehnat se…

Unmarried Girls Request:
Is Msg ko Itna fwd kro k Ye Hmare Hone Wale HUSBAND Tk Phunch Jaye
Kahan He Aap?
Kab Ayenge?
muje ab or nhi padhna

Ambedkar used lamp 2study.
Abdul kalam used candle 2stdy.
Bush studied in streetlight.
But....
Do u knw abt
'Me'
only Agarbatti..!
No claps..plz!!!

SECRETS OF SUCCESS:-
1.Top mat karo warna log tum se jalenge
2.Class me late jao, har teacher tumhe yaad rakhega
3.Nakal ka chance ho to padho mat.
4.Zyada padhne se time kharab hota hai aur time waste karna buri baat hai
5.Kabhi practical na do b'coz bezati ke 2 no. se toh izzat ke zero achhe hai

Kisi ladki ko chhedo

uska hath pakdo

Agar wo thappad mare,

To kaho-Tum Pehle imtihaan me pas ho gai

mujhe aisi hi sharif ladki chahiye..

Small But Big Msg -
Maut or Mohabat to bas naam se badnaam hai....
Warna,
Taklif to padhai hi zyada deti h....

Khuda aapko Paisa, Bngla,
Reputation, Shakti-bhakti
Pyar-car aur aur
Aur kya dekh rahe ho,




"LALCHI"
Itna kafi nahi hai.

DoCTor To HiS
GirLFrieND:
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"KHaT LiKH RaHa Hu KHooN Se,
CoLour Na SaMajNa"
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"KiSi MareeZ Ka SaMPLe LiYa THa,
Mera Na SaMajNa"!;

Insaan ko sabse bada shock kab lagta hai?

Socho

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Socho


Nahi pata?

Jab use pata lagta hai ki wo bina sms pack k msg bhej rha hai.....

The person
who said - "LOVE IS THE MOST COMPLICATED
THING IN THE WORLD"
us k muh pe physics ki text book phenk k maaro!! :-(

Dedicated 2 all my frnds, struggling in Bank P.O's CWE...

"ANNA tum sangharsh karo , ham
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to kar hi rahe hai";-)

Golden Word:
Agar Tum UsSe
Na Pa Sako JisSe Tum Pyar Karte Ho To
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Sharam Karo
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lao Number Muze Do
Mai Try Karta Hoo..

Darvaza khola to saap nikla..
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Darvaza khola to saap Nikla,
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yeh "ANNA HAZARE" toh "Rajnikant" ka bhi Baap Nikla..!!