Funny Hindi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 7

1Hath me PEN
Dusre me Phone,Ek Kaan lecture par
Dusra Gossip pe
Ek Eye Board par
Dusri lover par
Kaun bola Student life is Easy
STUDENTS are vry Busy...

Zindagi k 7 Ahem kaam-
1)Studies
2)Games
3)Entertainment.
4)Love.
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7) ...

Love k Baad inshan kisi kaam ka nahi rhta.

bol dost aaj kitna pyar du?
dosti chahiye ya jaan var du?
ford, marcidiz ya ferrari car du?
bas itne se chalega
ya 5-7 gappe aur mar du?

Khush to bahut hoge tum,
Barish jo shuru ho chuki he..
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Barish me har MENDAK khush hota hai.

Bade darpok hai wo log jo ENGINEERIN Select nhi karte... BADA HAUSLA CHAHIYE JAWANI BARBAAD KRNE KA

Jabse Mobile m Hanuman chalisa Download kiya
tab se aapke msg ana band ho gye h
Sach h k
bhoot pishach nikat nhi aave mahabir jab nam sunave

1 baar 1 judge ne RAJNIKANT ko crime karte hue dekh liya
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To kya?



Tabse Kanoon Andha ho gya.

In maths exam, Santa got 1question
Prove
Sin x= 6n
Santa cancelled 'n' from both the sides
Then
six=6
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wrote "Dont mess with Santa d great"

;->Life Style:->
Agr koi tumhe pathar mare To tumhara farz hai ke Tum us par phool phenko...
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Lekin..
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Lekin..
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...Gamle ke saath..

Maine Pani me 1Rs ka sikka dala or bhagwan se 1 Pyara sa dost manga
Mujhe aap mil gye, or aasman se aawaz aayi- 1 RUPYE ME AISA HI MILTA HAI

Agar koi ladki/ladka tumse mile
Tumse frdsip kre or pehle hi
Tumhe i lov u bole
To Samjh lena




Ki wo emotionl atyachr ki undrcovr agent h

Ek
Bahut Bade sharabi ki
car k piche likha tha


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DAARU PEEO
TE INSAAN BANO

ROTI TO KUTTE Bhi
KHA LETE Hai...

Achi Bat to Sbko Achi Lgti h
Lekin Jab Tume Kisi ki Buri Bat b Buri Na Lage to Smjo Tumhe Pyar.
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Nai hua:P
ZALEEL hone ki Aadat hoGai h

Apni Psnd K Colour Chuno

Blue
Black
Red
Pink
Green
Purple
Violet
Brown
Orange
Grey


Q Ke
Mai Apni Purani Underware 50% Off Pe Bech Raha Hu

Pyar kya He?
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kaise Pata Hoga?
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Apneko To Sirf Line Marna Hi Ata He

Is msg ko aaj mat padhna
kal padhna


ruk

rukja

rukja
oy rukja

rukja


Mujhe pata tha tu nhi manega

Mat maan

Mai Msg hi kal BHEJUGA

I.Q.test:
Char zero ek saat likho
Likha?
Kaise?
0000 aise likha?
Fail!
Correct ans
"4017"
ghar walo ne kitni umido se padaya
Sb pani fir gya

After D Success Of Kaminey

Vishal Bhardawaj Is Set 2 Direct His New Movie





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"Haramkhor"

EK minute k liye duniya me bure kaam ruk gaey he.
Batao Q?




KyoKI
SAITAAN is waqt sMs padh raha hai.

True fact
"AAKHON"M Aansoo Aa Jate H,
fir Bhi Labo Pe "HASI"Thopni Pdti H,
Ye Halat Tabi Hoti H Yaro,
Jb Lambe "SAFAR"
M"POTTI" Rokni Pdti H

Ladkiyan Tumhe Hasrat Se Dekhti He
Aahain Bharti He
Aur Sochti He




Kash Humara Bhi Aisa BHAI Hota

Pagal hone Ka Sub Se Asan Tarika
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Oye...! ! !

Abhi kya kam Pagal Ho jo Tarika dhund rahe Ho!!!:-):-)

Every second GOD remembrs U. Every minute GOD blesses U. Every hour GOD cares 4 U, B'coz Everyday i pray 2 GOD "Rabb ji! BANDE apne khas ne-dhyan Rakhio".

Dil ki Tanhai Ko Aawaj Bana Dete He

Dard Jub Had Se Gujar Jata He

To..

"IODEX" Laga Lete He

Oye tera affair chl rha h n tune muje bataya b ni, koi bat ni, dkh li teri dosti






Agr aise msgs teri mumy pad le to kitna maza aaye.;-)

Paise Se Gaadi Kharidi Ja Skti Hai,
Magar Samay Nahi
Insaan Kharida Ja Skta Hai
Magar Pyar Nhi
Isliye Aap Apna Sara Paisa Muze De Do.

Life me PAISA, PYAR, DOST sab Aate h pr


Toote huye Daant nahi Aate.. Babu!
Msg kar diya kro, warna meri kasam Haste huye bahut Sharm Ayegi

A frstrated msg frm Rajniknt to all
"Saalo ek limit hoti h..
yeh kaun likh rha h ki
Rjniknt potti khata h aur piche se roti nikalti he.

20 saal ho gaye but abhi tak 1 cheeze bilkul nahi badli...















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Agar duniya may mhenat ki kdar hoti tho sabsay jyada izetdaar ghadha hota...


this msg is dedicated to all hard working and busy friends