Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 11

Rajnikant & A Girl were playing Cards (Teen Patti),
Rajnikant had 3 Ekkas (AAA) but cud not win, Why?

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Bcoz the Girl had 3 Rajnikants........

In the back cover of"WORLD RECORD BOOKS" itswritten..all records are heldby rajnikant..
listed names are second in place..=))

If you think your
Dad,
Mom,
Teacher or
Boss
is Strict or
Harsh on you...

Wait for a Wife...
You would love them all...!!

Rajnikant addeD facebook as his friend

People don't care when they lose a 1Rs coin from their pocket..
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But they feel distressing when they lose 1Rs from their mobile balance!!...

Rajnikant can whistle in 5 diff. languages..

The Teacher puts 2x + 5x2/-8=21a on the board and tells me.

" Solve the Problem "

I get up, and erase the board

" Problem Solved :-pp "

Oh My God em so Intellgent :

MOdern DefinitiOn Of

" BOy Friend "

A Person WhO Has TO Lyk All The Status N Photos OF Her GF NO Matter HOw Bad They Are

Only 842 girls are left every 1000
Boys in India... Save Girls, we can
save the Tigers later!!!!! "Bike ke
Piche aur Theatre ki Corner Seat
pe Ladki chahiye ya
Tiger...... .... ..... ...... Apki choice
Apki Pasand ,,,, Jaago Boyz
Jaago :P

Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life..
1)Please don’t Disturb I Want to Study!
2)No Class,Den Lets Go 2 Library!
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D Best 1 is:
3)Sir,I Have a Question!!!! :-)

I got a leaflet,it said "Are u alcoholic , call now, we can help"
I called,
hell, it was local liquor store & they gave me best deal buy 2 get 5

The shortest relationship in life is
between students and books…
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They hook-up only a day before the exam and break-up right after the exam!!? ? ?

whenever you feel like studying,
prefer a peaceful room,
just sit down,
relax,
take a deep Breath,
&
slap yourself & say `RASCAL!? wats this a new habbit

Every girl finds herself beautiful,afterwatching her pending friend requests on Facebook.

you used you stole my memories I excused
you.
You stole my lough I excused you.
You stole my smile i excused you.

But this is too much.. mere dogie ka biscuit vapas la.

A Boy Needs a Lot Of Courage To
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Reject a Girl's Friend Request on FaceBook..

Maths tells us three of the saddest love stories..¤
Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever..¤ Parallel lines who were never meant to meet..¤
And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together
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And people say Maths is boring..!!

Funny But True :

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Boy did mistake,

Girl shouted at him,

Boy said ‘Sorry’

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Girl did mistake,

Boy shouted at her,

Girl started crying,

Boy said ”Sorry"..!!

Whats the best way to take revenge...??

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Filling a person's shampoo bottle wth veet..!

Universal msg from students to Teachers -
when we say "We miss school"
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we mean our friends, not studies...

A gal after checking her Result:
Wat d Hell? I have Failed?

That too in English?









UNPOSSIBLE....

Student took his girlfriend to his home
After Completing Graduation....

Father Asked who is she....
Son replied.
My Campus selection.. !!

I can Prove,that my Girlfriend is perfect

Because,

I am the best Example of Her choice...

Its Always Good To Hear
When Someone Says:

"I Will Always Be There
Whenever You Need "

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* Conditions Apply * =/

A girl may not help you to get lot of marks
but Marks help you to get lot of girls
so Love your studies not girls.

Guy: If you are smiling, send me your smiles.
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are crying, send me your tears.

Girl: I am in Toilet…. What should I send?

A Small Advice.
































Dont Press The Mobile Like This.
It Wil Damage Ur Keypad!

Girls Express
Their Feelings With Gussa And
Tears !!

&
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Guys Express Their Feelings
Wid sutta & Beers :)

New dialogue from RAJNIKANTH movie:

"I will hit u so hard that even GOOGLE will not be able to find u!

Rajnikant can produce fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes..