Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 115

Kon kehta hai ke haath ki lakeeron se banti hai KISMAT. KISMAT to unn ki bhi hoti hai jin ke haath nahi hotey.

Someone somewhere dreams of your smile...and while thinking of you says life is worthwhile. So whenever you''re lonely...remember its true....someone somewhere is thinking of you.

Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don''t bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.....

Unite against togetherness!

><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)

i can change the direction of winds but i can adjust my sails to reach my destination

HI! Come on Mr. ,Y u r anoying me ,y don''t u tell me who r u .i know u r very good person so u well tell me truly that who r u and how do u know and how u have my no.

When a man open the door of his car for his wife that’s mean, his car is new or wife

I hope life isn''t a joke, coz I don''t get it

This messege can only b read by a CUTe person


Try again ..................


Nothing ? sorry i guess your just not CUTE........................

Hey ! don''t force it , u r not CUTE

Passwords r like underwear: change them often

If marriages r made in heaven, den wat r made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage

Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so that s why they look so much like umbrellas.....
when you breath, you inspire.

would we stay out of the world for a moment & the moment would become as long untill we get each other togather.

u''r the ACCENT of my life,
ALTO of my dreams,
IKON of my eyes,
ZEN of my thoughts,
INDICA of my joys,
LANCER of my heart,
"CAN U CLEAR THIS traffic jam PLZ..."

If i go 2 heaven & ur not der i''ll write ur name on evry stair 4 all 2 c how much u mean 2 me

Aaj ...
Aaj...... Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo...
Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo... .
Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo...
Aaj Do Moze Aur Pehen Lo...
Aaj Ek Kehwa Aur Pii Lo...
Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo...
Kya Pata....
Kal Thand Ho Na Ho ! !!

Smilin is infexous u catch it lik d flu.wen sum1 smild at me 2day i startd smilin 2.now im infectd iv sent it thru dis txt.so now ur smiling who wil it go2 next?

If ur world is spinning round & round... ur heart is beating fast.......
Do u think its LOVE ?
na munna ,its called...........??
high B.P........!!!!

SMS
BHEJO
WARNA
"r--._,---------.
"_, .c-.------"""
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C__J YE DEKHA? HAI NA?
PURI 6 KI 6 UTARU KYA BHEJE MEIN?

Ur SMILE can b compared 2a ROSE,
Ur VOICE can b compared 2a CUKOO,
Ur INOCENCE can b compared 2a KID,
but in STUPIDITY... U''hv no comparison! U R D BEST....

The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna to hide Me?

I''m like a butterfly, pretty 2 see but hard 2 catch

Today i was cooking chicken when i added green palak.
Chicken started singing & dancing :
" HUM PE YE KIS NE HARA RANG DALA
MAR DALA MAR DALA "

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

One out of four people is a chinese in this world. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day

A pathan want 2 commit suicide,
When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend & i can''t live widout my friend

2day, 2mmorow & yesterday there will b 1 heart dat would always beat 4 u…u know Whose???ur Own Stupid!!!

Can I Have Ur Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Want For XMAS?