Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 47

Ki$$iNG A GaL
On 4head iZ
RESPECT

On Cheek iZ
CARE

On Lip$ iZ
LOVE


BuT

Ki$ing In Front of Her father..
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HUD HUD DABANNGG DABANNGG DABANNGG

A nice quote by Mothers for all Naughty boys...

"Love your friends,
Not their sisters."

&

"Love your sisters,
Not their friends."

Hold ur right cheek with ur right hand & Hold ur left cheek with ur left hand,U knw what it is.Meri Taraf se
''Googly Woogly Woosh''
Happy Winter.
Manpreet

Rajnikanths schools rough notebook is now known as

wikipedia.com.!

Only 1% of the total gals bcom the wife of their lovers
The remaining bcum the Password to the boys email id..
Strange bt True..!
Isn't it?

Rajni in Tamil remake of Aamir's Ghulam
Rajni runs on railway track,

D train is nw at a distanc of 1mtr

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Nw wat?

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Obvsly

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d train jmps off d track..

As a kid, RAJNIKANTH maintained a diary of day to day activities...
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Today dat diary is called GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS.

1 Girl 1 Smile.

1 Smile 1 Meet

1 Meeting 1 Propose.

1 Propose 1 Love

1 Love 1 Marriage.

1 Marriage
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Problems.

So dosto,
"Avoid 1'st Smile.

"Change can't be given to you everytime,
You Must Bring the Change"


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Mr. Sakharam,
Bus Conductor.
(Now read once again).jai hind

All the girls who die for a zero Figure bt remember ''Real Men go for Curves....Only dogs go for Bones''
NJOY..

THE LEGEND OF RAJNIKANT
Rajnikant went 2 Hrithik 2 learn dance
Bt Hrithik refused 2teach
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So he's on wheel chair in Guzaarish...!!!
Mind it!

best sentence on a gals t-shirt-
"did u actually look here to read this"?

What Is
Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING … ?

1 + 1 = 2
(In Private Sector)

1 + 1 = 11
(In Government Sector

When U Feel Alone
When Nobody Is With You
When Nobody Is Near You
When U Miss Everybody,

That Means,

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U Are In "TOILET". :-)

An Awesome Thought...
English Would Have Been Easier if

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Shakespeare's Mom Had an Abortion. :-)

All Mothers Think That Their Child Is Beautiful...,





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Only My Mom Is RIGHT !

Marriage may b made in heaven.. Bt maintenance charges must b paid on earth..

Look at the SKy at 10:30am 2mrw
u cn see RAJNI.He s participatng in ASIAN games High Jump,
D0nt miss it..
FORWARD TO MAXMIMUM FRNDS SO THAT ALL CAN WATCH IT

Heard bout the device that converts thoughts into speech??

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It's called alcohol...!!;-)

ONCE RAJNIKANTH WAS ON HOT SEAT OF KBC............................................................AND COMPUTER NEEDED LIFELINE TO ASK A QUESTION.

Rajnikanth once went for giving PUNE UNIVERSITY Engineering Exam
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he finally learnt his limits....

Pyramids of Egypt are actually
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Rajnikant's primary school geometry projects !!

mind it...

"A poor man catches a fish, but his wife can't cook due to mehangai.
No gas, No oil, No spices.Man put the fish back in water.
Fish shouts "CONGRESS ZINDABAD"

Wat wud happen if women rule da world?


Ther wud b no wars.
Just a bunch of jealous countries not talkng 2 each other...

If u break our frndship:

i'll hang myslf wid d noodles,
cut my veins wid a rubbr knife,
blast my head wid a water pistol
stop smilin i'm damn serious..:-)

To see without being near To feel without touch To hear without words Is called 'Schizophrenia', a mental disorder.... Many people think its love!

Apple= Vitamins

Vitamins=Power

Power=Work

Work=Money

Money=Women

Women=Sex

Sex=Aids

Aids=Death

Aur kha le

Apple.

an excellent sentence written on national highway,if u wnt to donate blood,dont do it on road

Faithful" husbands will go straight to heaven..!
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While,.
Unfaithful will enjoy heaven on earth..!!
'Choise is you's"

When I dont do it on time
"I am lazy"
but when my boss doesnt do it on time
"He is busy"
"POSITION MAKES THE DIFFERENCE