Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 49

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.

Lion sleep 18 hrs a day,

If Hard work is the secret to success,then donkey would have been the king of jungle.

Dedicated to all my lazy friends!!

while selecting a girl (life partner), don’t just see her goodwill, please check her credit rating of love.

WAY 2 IMPRESS A GIRL
RESPACT HER
HONOUR HER
LOVE HER
CARE FOR HER
SPEND ON HER
BUT,
HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY;
JUST SMILE.

Physics would have been much much Easier...
If..
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The Tree itself had Fallen On Newton's Head Instead of the Apple..!!

SUBSE BADA DESH PREMI KOUN?


SOCHO..


THODA AUR SOCHO..


FIR SE SOCHO..

"A PERSON SITTING ON WESTERN TOILET
IN INDIAN STYLE"...!!!

Q: Who had a double role in movie 'Sholay'?
A: King George
He is on both sides of the coin ;)

Simple but true:

One Who sends more 4ward msgs to all.?
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Is The 1 who is does not have a girlfrnd.

Many pigs die in rainy season without food

SAVE THEM !

Plz go 4 potty in open grounds 4 hungry pigs.
Fwd dis msg 2 all u know
Tnx
Plz join
MISSION SAVE PIGS.

FRIENDSHIP MEANS...
I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

Dreams make everything possible,
Hopes make everything work,
Love makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above,so
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ALWAYS BRUSH YOUR TEETH.

My New Theory- Argument wins the person, but looses the relation ...., So don't argue with ur friends just...., just kick them & say, I am correct.

Wen u feel lonely and cant c anyone around u and d world seems 2 b dark.everything seems far.Then cum with me,hold my hand,i'll tke u 2 an eye specialist...
ha ha ha

Congrats, U have been awarded
An M.B.A degree
For not Smsing me.
MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’
Kindly forward it to all M.B.A’s.

Once Rajnikant participated in Bike race
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Dont even try to guess wht happnd
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Rajnikant won the race on Neutral gear!

newton's law:
lecturin is d phenomenon of transferin the info 4m d notes of lecture to the students notes without passing throu'd brain of either

this is warming to all those who dont smoke..........


"one ady all your friends will die and you would be left alone.........

If a black cat falls down in water.. wat will the white ct say?
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DONT THINK LIKE SCIENTIST. It will say only "Meow Meow"

A man going in the car with his wife.
He writes on the rear glass...

" DO NOT DISTURB....AL READY VERY DISTURBED."

Moral of the movie ROBOT-
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A girl can not only spoil a man but even machines-!:-o ;-)

In D Corridors Of Malls Do U Know Y Boyz Catch Gal's Hands?

Coz If Dey Leave Der Hand Dey Vil Go 4 Shoppin!

It Looks Romantic
But Its Economic.

A famours Writer said " Love is like a long sweet dream" and "Mariage is an alarm clock". so have sweet dreams till ur alarm wakes u up."Happy Unmarried Life".

DONT BREAK ANY1NSE HEART
THEY HAVE ONLY 1 OF IT
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BREAK THEIR BONES
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THEY HAVE 206 OF THEM

Dont drink water while studying
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CONCENTRATION decreases by adding water
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Experiment samaj gya to wah wah kr lena

an apple a day.
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.becomes potty the enxt day
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GOD:I Cant Be Evrywhere So I Created MOTHERS

DEVIL:I Cant Be Evrywhere So I Created GIRLS.

GOD: Dont Worry I Hav Created BOYS To Chnge Them To MOTHERS!

WHICH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ALPHABET OF ALL?

" W "!!

B'COZ ALL WORIES START WITH "W"

WHO?
WHY?
WHAT?
WHEN?
WHICH?
WHOM?
WHERE?
WAR!
AND FINALLY

WIFE....!

Gals Language:
Stupid(U r Smart)
Idiot(U r Cute)
Shut up(I Luv u)
I'll kill u(I'll die 4 u)
GN(All slept u can cal me nw)
Fwd 2 gals to laugh & boys 2 undrstnd

True Fact-
Its Easy 2 Find a
Handsome Boy Without
a Girlfriend

But Its Difficult 2 Find a
Beautiful Girl Without a
Boyfriend

If it is raining now, i am sure that u must b happy...
U must b the feelings like going out and dance a bit , sing a song, splash water....


Right..?

Every frog feels like this!!!