Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 77

FLASH NEWZ:
The Vodafone dog is died company is scearching for new cute dog so,b care full on road i dont want 2miss u... dont go on roads

I HATE U
I HATE U
I HATE U
I HATE U

H= happy to see you

A=always miss you

T=thank u for being my dost

E=every day i remember you

so really i hate you

tommy is a dog..n u r a flower..
waah waah
tumi is a dog n u r a flower...
waah waah
tommy lifts his leg n gives u a shower...!!
ab bolo waah waah!!

Heights Of Professional Respect..

A Begger Won 50 Lac Rs Lottery N He Took
Gold Utensil For Begging.

What's d diffrence betwn Problem, Talent & Kismat?

2 boyz luv 1 grl=Problem.
1 boy luv 2 grls=Talent.
2 grls luv 1 boy=Kismat.

god created gud heart: I got it
he created gud brain: I got it
he created gud face: I got it
He crated gud frnd:

o hello!!!

this time u got it

How 2 Grow Up a Baby 2 Make It absolutly Charming, Smart,Gud Luking, Cute, Funny, Truthful & An Xtremly Inteligent kid?

Feel Free
2

Ask My Parents

how sweet is ur pose!
how sweet is ur pose!
how sweet are ur eyes!
see!!!
how sweetly I tell lies!

Are You Fluent In English .?

Read It Fast . . .

Upper Roller Lower Roller
Roller Lower Roller Upper.

Q - In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water
level of
the pond increases. How?




........

.......



........


........

A -
The other 9 fish are crying.................

the basic diff between GOD & HUMAN,
GOD: Gives, gives, gives & forgives.
Human : Gets, gets, gets & forgets.

She came...
I kept looking at her....
she smiled....
yes i
kept quiet...
she began to speak...
I didn't listen &
then.....
she began to leave....
then i
shouted...

Ma'am....
Attendance.....!!!!

Today Is Balance Sharing Day,
So Send Me Maximum Balance & Give
The
Proof Of Ur Friendship
With Me
Happy Balance Day.. ->

I will test your blood...
please wait...
searching...
still seaching...
just a moment...
wow no blood found
ALL SUGAR!!!

Choose any number below,
I will tell about your personality
I will give you answer after your reply
11
22
33
44
55
66
77
88
99
00

Reply is must.

Answer:-
00 = Duffer
11 = Unique
12 = Flawless
13 = Good Looking
14 = Jacks of all trades
15 = Romantic
16 = Naughty
17 = Gamble

frdship doesnt happen wid spl people,
People bcm spl afterbecoming frd.

Moral: U wr born ordinary,

i made u spl:-)

Moral of the movie Ghajini…

Whenever going to meet your girlfriend
Make sure u have your cell phone..
n
when u r in deep trouble
keep your cell phone silent…

ur someone i dun want to forget,
ur someone i will remeber always,
u r


ur..



oops..
i forgot ur name

However high the
sky may be.
However wide the
river may be.
However strong the
wind may be.
Just remember,

It’s None of
Your Business.!

B4 u speak - listen,
B4 u write - think,
B4 u spend - earn,
B4 u criticise - wait,
B4 u pray - forgive,
B4 u quit - try,
B4 u msg others - msg me.

“Happy New Year”.
I know its Too Early,
but I’ve 100s of
Handsome GUYS and
GIRLS to Wish, so,
I decided to finish off
Uncles and Aunties First.!

hi,Congradulations,u r todays winner.
1st price:good friendship
2nd price:lot of love
3rd price:life long sms.
for conferm ur price,send sms to my mobile and for get ur price contact me.

I had a dream last night
Only you and me..
We were running in a garden, Me in the Front
and You, running
After me.. and with
the background music
of Vodafone..!

A five star sms for a dairy milk person from an eclairs friend for a melody person at a kitkat time on a munch day in a perk mood to say happy chocolate day.

Whats the matter why r u avoiding me?
did i hurt u?
keep in touch with me??

YOUR'S LOVINGLY
SOAP AND WATER.

Oh my GOD, u r so lucky
If you are an ICECREAM
then u r so sweet.

If you are Rose
Then you are so soft

If you are a Star
Then you are so bright.

If you are my Friend
then
Oh
My
GOD
You are soo Lucky .

A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral Of The Story: BE SPECIFIC

Missed Calls is Old Fashion,

Now, 1st Time in
INDIA

Introducing…

Missed message….:p

What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.